If elephants were microwaves...

 

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Username: Tmotor

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Would we have bigger kitchens?
 

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Username: Livin_loud

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no.... yes?.....









yes.
 

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Username: Tedsprogz

Nunya, Florida US

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no, if elephants were microwaves then africa would have a bunch of microwaves at the watering hole. and the africans would be able to cook their food
 

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Username: Makinblak

Monroe/Monticello, La/Ar

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they wouldn't be able to swim
 

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Username: Mystre

Pemberville, Ohio USA

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Are you talking name only? If so, then no, because they would be exactly as they are now only with different names. If you are saying if microwaves were the size of elephants, then no also because no one would have made microwaves that size. micro=small
Enough said, close thread!
 

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haha
 

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Username: Excursion

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no, we wouldn't have bigger kitchens. we would just have to go outside to cook hot pockets.
 

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Username: Insearchofbass

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what and plug them in and use them like we would our outdoor grills haha
 

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Username: Gcs8

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kitchen space would be the same size wise just with compensated room for the unit.
 

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Username: Jbpitt

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Did you just say compensate room for your unit?
 

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Username: Makinblak

Monroe/Monticello, La/Ar

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Ha macrowaves would abound
 

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Username: Lord_huggington

Ontario Canada

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... all I can think of is an elephant blowing up like a hot pocket and it just rains bowels.
 

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Username: Tedsprogz

Nunya, Florida US

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he said if elephants are microwaves not if microwaves are elephants. which means existing elephants would be microwaves. not microwaves in our kitchens would be elephants.
 

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Username: Insearchofbass

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true
 

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Username: Lord_huggington

Ontario Canada

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Wrong in your calculations you are, show you the light I will.

If X = X than X = X too. You can test it by X + X = X.

So yeah there would be an elephant in your kitchen.

That would mean you could put a frozen hot pocket inside an elephant and it would cook it, and we would need bigger kitchens.

If elephants were microwaves we would harvest them for their energy like in the Matrix.
 

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lol
 

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Username: Southernrebel

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nomenclature!!!!

Only nomenclature. I would call my microwave an elephant all day long. As long as Elephas maximus and Loxodonta africana where commonly know as microwaves.

Hell, I have an EZ Mac in my elephant right now!


Edit:
I was out of hotpockets.
 

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Username: Insearchofbass

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haha
 

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Username: Thelonewolf

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*blink blink* i feel stupider for reading this...
 

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Username: Van_man

Boston South, MA

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I believe the question was "If elephants were microwaves..."
If that was the case, Then they could be used for transmitting data, depending on the wavelength of signals and frequency used. Therefor a larger Kitchen would not be required as the energy used to produce the microwaves would not be constrained by physical size or location, only by the power used to produce the microwaves (Elephants).
 

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Username: Makinblak

Monroe/Monticello, La/Ar

Post Number: 267
Registered: Oct-10
They would not be in the kitchend, We would have adapted to include a macroom because they would be called macrowaves. Or macrowelephants. Or "the beater heater" or eleheat. or elewave. Either way, they would suck at life.
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