what's teh best way to get back at someone (not in a mean way). like my friends little sister drew all this gey stuff all over my windows like high school girls do with shoe polish or whatever.
so i'm thinking about surran wrapping every single piece of furniture in her room or somethin, but idk that seems lame and would take a lot of effort. how could i get back at her so bad. she doesn't have a car or anything and i don't want it to be mean or ruin anything..
put sarran wrap on the tolite, right under the seat....then she goes to take a shizt..sits down like everything is all cool and boom....instant chocolate supprise
Does she have a car? I know this is probably over-kill, but wait until summer and put slices of bologna on the hood of her car. Let them bake in the sun for a few hours and it'll strip the paint right off.
You guys are püssies. Here is what to do. Put some sleeping pills in her drink one night and wait for her to pass out. Then, take her to a bed and undress her. Spread her legs and put them on your shoulders. Take your cock out and slip it inside her. Wait until you are just about to cum and then pull your cock out real quick and put a whole tube of super glue on it. Then, quickly put it back in and cum inside her just as the super glue sets up. Then, take out a gun and shoot yourself in the head. She now has a dead guy permanently attached inside her pussy until surgery. And, she is pregnant with your child. Whatever she did, she will never do it again.
when she gets a car, piss on her door handles in the winter. when it's hot, rub tuna into the vents b/w the top of the hood and the bottom of the windshield. the tuna will rot and that air blows straight into the cabin, smell won't come out for months
get some rotten eggs, go in her room and pull one of the drawers out of her dresser and put the eggs in the back.put the drawer back in part way.when she closes it the rest of the way,,,, crunch!
go to the herbal store and look around.theirs several things in there that look like pot, buy some slip it in her purse in a baggie and call her school and narc her out.if you want to be really bad throw a couple of bags of real pot in their.
i am guessing this girl is really young. call her mom and say your from the doctors office and her test results are back and she(the girl) is having twins! and no they can't tell who the father is without having ALL the guys come in to be tested
Or sneak into her and put those stupid little hole punch circles in her ac vents and put them on full blast before you do it so when she gets in the car the next time she has hundreds of those ghey things to pick up.
go to her house and do a upper-decker in her toliet..................( go to the bathroom and take the lid off the toliet tank and take a crap in the tank, then when they flush it next time turds flow into bowl as it fills back up. your turds get hung inside the water vents so every time they flush for the next month or so little chunks of crap flow into the bowl )
