I called the Army told them I (you) were interested in joining.
PETA is expecting the $50 dollar donation soon. just fyi.
Hope you like pizzas, lots of them. Just sayin...
As of twenty minutes ago you are signed up for Relay for life. Hope you like to run.
Their is an ad with your number in the "men seeking men" section of craigslist. Don't freak out if someone calls you asking for Sugar Puff. Again, just sayin...
You now have a profile on Monster. com. McDonalds, Burger King, Wendy's etc may give you a call sometime in the near future. Be ready with your references.
