OT: H3LL explained by a chemistry student
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Bronze Member Username: Neptune07Grand Junction/Golden, CO Post Number: 88 Registered: Jun-08 | You just have to love the logic!!!! H3LL EXPLAINED ByCHEMISTRY STUDENT The following is an actual question given on a University of Washingtonchemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared itwith colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well : Bonus Question: Is H3ll exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gascools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of H3ll is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into H3ll and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to H3ll, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering H3ll, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to H3ll. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to H3ll. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in H3ll to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in H3ll because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in H3ll to stay the same, the volume of H3ll has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter H3ll, then the temperature and pressure in H3ll will increase until all H3ll breaks loose. 2. If H3ll is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in H3ll, then the temperature and pressure will drop until H3ll freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in H3ll before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that H3ll is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since H3ll has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.' THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+. |
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Gold Member Username: Nd4spd18Northwest PA Post Number: 7940 Registered: Jul-06 | Old as all hell (pun intended).... I think I first read this like 3 years ago |
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Gold Member Username: PitbullguyThe Chicago area Post Number: 3418 Registered: Oct-06 | Never seen that before, that's pretty funny. I'm glad the teacher gave him an A, I would have also. |
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Gold Member Username: JkidderWorlds gunna end, In 2012 Post Number: 3675 Registered: Nov-05 | you know you're allowed to type hell right haha the cisco kid |
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Bronze Member Username: Neptune07Grand Junction/Golden, CO Post Number: 89 Registered: Jun-08 | i do now lmao |
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Silver Member Username: Hittin1Lake Charles, La. United States Post Number: 807 Registered: May-07 | "Old as all hell (pun intended).... I think I first read this like 3 years ago" Why be a d!ck about it M.S.? you need to get laid or something! |
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Diamond Member Username: BestmankindPost Number: 21847 Registered: Oct-05 | you are allowed to type fucked too. |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 17553 Registered: Jun-06 | But not B(.)(.)bs. |
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Gold Member Username: Nd4spd18Northwest PA Post Number: 7944 Registered: Jul-06 | Not being a d!ck just pointing out a fact.... And haha funny guy rob. But you wouldn't say that if knew anything about my personal life  |
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Gold Member Username: Th3pwn3rI compensate... Post Number: 8371 Registered: Jul-06 | "And haha funny guy rob. But you wouldn't say that if knew anything about my personal life " Oops, my mistake, M.S. hasn't had pu$$y since the first time he tried a d ick. |
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Gold Member Username: BasssquaredKansas Post Number: 2210 Registered: Nov-06 | PWNED |
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Silver Member Username: Hittin1Lake Charles, La. United States Post Number: 818 Registered: May-07 | OWNED LMAO |
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Silver Member Username: Hittin1Lake Charles, La. United States Post Number: 819 Registered: May-07 | "Not being a d!ck just pointing out a fact...." I'm pointing out the fact that you, Meatsucker, are a PR!CK! |
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Gold Member Username: Tatonka-[Team Audible Insanity]- Post Number: 2017 Registered: Mar-07 |   |
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Gold Member Username: DelsolePost Number: 1398 Registered: Feb-05 | hahaha not much has changed around here. Check it out. http://smouch.net/lol/ |
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Diamond Member Username: BestmankindPost Number: 21849 Registered: Oct-05 | lol wassup joe. |
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Gold Member Username: DelsolePost Number: 1400 Registered: Feb-05 | hahah chillen chillen how you been mr diamond member. |
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Diamond Member Username: BestmankindPost Number: 21850 Registered: Oct-05 | i'm good i'm good. haven't been on sm so i just checked it out. lol. |
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Gold Member Username: DelsolePost Number: 1401 Registered: Feb-05 | ya i went on yesterday for the first time in a while. its not the same anymore. i didnt get you did i? |
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Diamond Member Username: BestmankindPost Number: 21851 Registered: Oct-05 | lol i dont know lol |
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Bronze Member Username: Neptune07Grand Junction/Golden, CO Post Number: 91 Registered: Jun-08 | yes we wouldn't want M.S. anymore butt-hurt than he already is... pun intended |
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Gold Member Username: DelsolePost Number: 1402 Registered: Feb-05 | hahaha i think i did. well im out have a good one chad. http://smouch.net/lol/ |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 17560 Registered: Jun-06 | Why do I always fall for that fUcking shit?? |
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Gold Member Username: Nd4spd18Northwest PA Post Number: 7949 Registered: Jul-06 | Haha it's pretty funny how p!ssed off some of you guys get and the lame insults you come up with whenever I comment on something  And damnit Joseph, rickrolled on my work computer with the speakers turned up |
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Gold Member Username: DelsolePost Number: 1404 Registered: Feb-05 | hahahaha http://smouch.net/lol/ |
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Gold Member Username: Th3pwn3rI compensate... Post Number: 8372 Registered: Jul-06 | "Haha it's pretty funny how p!ssed off some of you guys get and the lame insults you come up with whenever I comment on something " Our lame insults are almost as bad as your lame comments. |
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Gold Member Username: MixmastaspigTeam RD, Canada Post Number: 1742 Registered: Sep-05 | Lol that it awesome! |
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