Gold Member Username: Basshead86Try Google Post Number: 7619 Registered: Aug-05 | the other one went pic crazy and was becoming a pain to load. try to keep the useless pics out of this one for the most part guys! ![]() |
Gold Member Username: Chaunb3400Huntsville, Alabama U.S. Post Number: 9672 Registered: Jul-05 | i love apples... |
Gold Member Username: Basshead86Try Google Post Number: 7620 Registered: Aug-05 | i am experiencing deja vue |
Gold Member Username: DrsmithMontana USA Post Number: 1516 Registered: Nov-04 | if driving pusses out and doesnt buy that atomic im gonna poo in his mouth |
Silver Member Username: ShawnomakSask Canada Post Number: 353 Registered: May-05 | I wrote a poem in school today. It expresses my depression, and explaines why I cut myself all the time. The emo emu also told me to cut myself. Emo emu is my only friend. Wait a minute.. I hate emo's :p But I did write a poem though, because I'm so f'ing cool. It's about Chuck Norris. Here's just a bit of it: He jumped in the air, And swung his leg. Spin kick to the throat, Clarissa began to gag. She lay on the floor, Gasping for air. Soon everyone knew, Chuck Norris was there. Oh.. Clarissa is a dancing cow and Chuck Norris is mad becasue she passed gas and it offended him, so he beats the hell out of her and many other farmyard animals. There's more, like 22 stanzas me and my friend wrote today in Chem. But its not 'done' yet! |
Gold Member Username: RovinTrinidad & T... Post Number: 9527 Registered: Jul-05 | wtf is that !? ^^^^^^^^^^.......... |
Gold Member Username: Basshead86Try Google Post Number: 7622 Registered: Aug-05 | well....this is the Off Topic thread...ahahahahahaha |
Gold Member Username: Extrmndor3Chicago, Ill Us Post Number: 2356 Registered: Feb-06 | get comcast people |
Gold Member Username: Chaunb3400Huntsville, Alabama U.S. Post Number: 9673 Registered: Jul-05 | Lets play a game...write a word that rhymes with what i say lets see how long we can go AND THE WORD IS "LIKE" |
Gold Member Username: DrsmithMontana USA Post Number: 1518 Registered: Nov-04 | dike |
Gold Member Username: Basshead86Try Google Post Number: 7625 Registered: Aug-05 | dike... |
Gold Member Username: Basshead86Try Google Post Number: 7626 Registered: Aug-05 | hike bike sike.... so doc doesn't copy me again...hahahahahhahah |
Gold Member Username: DrsmithMontana USA Post Number: 1520 Registered: Nov-04 | ooooooo beat ya to it |
Gold Member Username: Chaunb3400Huntsville, Alabama U.S. Post Number: 9674 Registered: Jul-05 | Fike |
Silver Member Username: Naledge503Portland, Oregon U.S. Post Number: 422 Registered: Jun-06 | Mic |
Gold Member Username: Basshead86Try Google Post Number: 7629 Registered: Aug-05 | pike |
Gold Member Username: DrsmithMontana USA Post Number: 1521 Registered: Nov-04 | i just sharted..... |
Gold Member Username: Basshead86Try Google Post Number: 7630 Registered: Aug-05 | i am going to bed....i will post wh0re the forums in the morning..........![]() |
Silver Member Username: ShawnomakSask Canada Post Number: 354 Registered: May-05 | I want to see Cheech and Chong again. I haven't seen it in a while now. But I remember... "Mexican-Americans don't like to just get into gang fights, they like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie, too Mexican-Americans are named Chata and Chela and Chema, and have a son-in-law named Jeff. Mexican-Americans don't like to get up early in the morning but they have to so they do it real sloooww. Mexican-Americans love education so they go to night school and they take Spanish and get a B. Mexican-Americans love their Nana's and their Nono's and their Nena's and their Neno's, nanoneenanono. Mexican-Americans don't like to go to the movies where the dude has to wear contact lenses to make his blue eyes brown, cause it don't make my brown eyes blue. And that all I got." ![]() |
Gold Member Username: Matt12490The biggity biggity BAY, California USA Post Number: 1410 Registered: May-05 | bike, bleich, dike, dyck, dyke, eich, eick, eike, fike, fyke, gleich, heick, hike, huyck, ike, lyke, mike, pike, psych, pyke, reich, reiche, rike, schleich, schweich, speich, spike, streich, strike, teich, tike, tyke, weich, wike, wyke, zike ^^all real words /thread jk |
Gold Member Username: Chaunb3400Huntsville, Alabama U.S. Post Number: 9676 Registered: Jul-05 | nice Matt.... New word is "WORD" |
Gold Member Username: RovinTrinidad & T... Post Number: 9531 Registered: Jul-05 | Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill. Looking incredulously at the bill, the collector, in a snappy tone, exclaimed "I can't break this! I need exact change." "Come on buddy." Jack pleaded, "Can't you give me a break, just this once?" "Nope. Sorry. Exact change!" Answered the collector. "While thumbing through the change in his ashtray Jack asked the collector, "Do you really like this job?" "Well it's not the best job that I've ever had, but it pays the bills," replied the collector. "what do you do for a living?" he asked. Still counting change and without looking up Jack said, "I'm a r/ectum stretcher." "A what?" asked the collector. "A r/ectum stretcher." Jack replied, giving the collector a slideways glance. "What does a r/ectum stretcher do?" The collector asked. "Well just as the name implies, I stretch r/ectums." Jack explained setting aside a nickle. "Wow, is there much call for that kind of work?" The collector asked. "Oh you'd be surprised. It's real popular with the upper crust, the high society people, the jet set. It's the new trend." Jack said. Pausing for a moment the collector then asked, "Well if you don't mind me asking, I mean if it's not too personal, how big do you, well you know...?" "...How big do I stretch them?" Jack interupted. "Most of them, not too big," He continued, "but I have stretched some up to six feet." "SIX FEET!" The collector exclaimed eyes wide, and jaw slack. "Six Feet. What is someone going to do with a six foot a/sshole?" Jack, having counted out the exact change, handed the change to the collector. Looking him in the eye, Jack answered, "Oh, put it on a toll bridge collecting tolls." ============================================= A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from some sales and a large sack of flour when all of a sudden these highway men held them up and robbed them of everything. A few minutes later the farmer exclaims, "We're ruined, all the money's gone and there's no flour for bread!" His daughter says, "No, papa, I hid the money in my you-know-what." The farmer said, "You're a good girl, but if your mamma was here - she could have saved the sack of flour as well!"....... |
Gold Member Username: MixneffectOrangevale, Ca. USA Post Number: 1131 Registered: Apr-05 | Fee Fye Foe - Fee Fee Fye Foe Whats that? Mike Tyson giving out his phone number ... ![]() |
Silver Member Username: BernymacRialto, CA United States Post Number: 651 Registered: Sep-04 | HAHA thats a good one rovin. |
Silver Member Username: BernymacRialto, CA United States Post Number: 654 Registered: Sep-04 | My Yukon on CarDomain is getting closer and closer to the #1 spot for overall yukons all years. I'm at #3 right now, I'm just happy I had to say something hahaha. You don't know, I've been trying to get my style acknowledged for 2-3 years ever since I got the car. Started out with a poor rating and now its going up! Hope no one ranks me down =\. |
Gold Member Username: Logan__tilleAudioqueUSA Post Number: 1997 Registered: Feb-06 | bird |
Gold Member Username: Basshead86Try Google Post Number: 7643 Registered: Aug-05 | turd................................................ |
Gold Member Username: BestmankindBTLUSA Post Number: 6529 Registered: Oct-05 | eat a big mac. |
Silver Member Username: GrebnereonPost Number: 340 Registered: Mar-06 | curd |
Gold Member Username: BestmankindBTLUSA Post Number: 6530 Registered: Oct-05 | churd |
Silver Member Username: GrebnereonPost Number: 341 Registered: Mar-06 | herd |
Gold Member Username: Logan__tilleAudioqueUSA Post Number: 1998 Registered: Feb-06 | pured |
Gold Member Username: Logan__tilleAudioqueUSA Post Number: 1999 Registered: Feb-06 | nerd |
Gold Member Username: DrsmithMontana USA Post Number: 1546 Registered: Nov-04 | chad wtf is up with you and big macs lol, did you buy some mcdonalds stock or something haha |
Silver Member Username: CavsmaximaNew York United States Post Number: 430 Registered: Aug-06 | werd |
Silver Member Username: Livin_loudNy Post Number: 369 Registered: Jan-06 | http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061026/ap_on_bi_ge/earns_exxon_mobil Must be nice... |
Gold Member Username: Logan__tilleAudioqueUSA Post Number: 2002 Registered: Feb-06 | lol. i just ate a big mac. |
Gold Member Username: FrkkevinLake Worth, Texas US Post Number: 1379 Registered: Nov-05 | "Oh... Yeah!" - Kool-Aid Man ![]() |
Gold Member Username: BestmankindBTLUSA Post Number: 6552 Registered: Oct-05 | 1 big mac 1 6pc chicken nuggets with hot mustard sauce 1 large coke that will hit the spot. |
Gold Member Username: 54danny54Betsy layne, Kentucky..GO... USA duh Post Number: 2801 Registered: Nov-04 | i love thier select strips... best ever fast food though is buger king back when they had the artery attacking "rodeo burger" |
Gold Member Username: Logan__tilleAudioqueUSA Post Number: 2005 Registered: Feb-06 | i usually get 1 big mac 1 ten pc chicken nugget large fris large coke. and then i dont want to move.lol |
Gold Member Username: FrkkevinLake Worth, Texas US Post Number: 1382 Registered: Nov-05 | ^^ Chad likes his food like his women.. big and greasy |
Gold Member Username: BestmankindBTLUSA Post Number: 6555 Registered: Oct-05 | lol i know what you mean logan. lol. |
Gold Member Username: Logan__tilleAudioqueUSA Post Number: 2006 Registered: Feb-06 | ROFLMFOA kevin. |
Gold Member Username: FrkkevinLake Worth, Texas US Post Number: 1383 Registered: Nov-05 | have you ever looked at the mcds nutrional facts .. easy to understand why america is so fat ![]() look at the hash browns... 8| http://www.mcdonalds.com/app_controller.nutrition.index1.html |
Gold Member Username: Logan__tilleAudioqueUSA Post Number: 2007 Registered: Feb-06 | HOLY SH!T 1Opc chicken select 127O calories. |
Gold Member Username: Logan__tilleAudioqueUSA Post Number: 2008 Registered: Feb-06 | didnt bump |
Gold Member Username: Logan__tilleAudioqueUSA Post Number: 2017 Registered: Feb-06 | i made a box for my sound storm sub.lol its 2.5cuft tuned to 4Ohz. i will take some pics tomorrow when it gets day light. and actually it doesnt sound to bad, i think i might make it my daily driver. just fu*kin with you.lol |
Gold Member Username: RovinTrinidad & T... Post Number: 9540 Registered: Jul-05 | have u guys ever seen the 1.5hr long documentary " SUPERSIZE ME" which showed on cable a few times its about the serious short term & longterm effects of eating too much fast food too often - some deadly stuff especially MC Ds ....... |
Gold Member Username: Basshead86Try Google Post Number: 7676 Registered: Aug-05 | yeah, it almost kills him. Mc'Ds is sooo bad for you, i grew up eating that crap. lol!!! |
Gold Member Username: RovinTrinidad & T... Post Number: 9548 Registered: Jul-05 | well they tried 2 make a point by making him eat it 30days str8 but heck according 2 the show ALOT of americans eat it like 3-4 times/wk or more . I may only eat kfc 1 or 2 times /mth , dont really eat burgers & pizza maybe every couple wks sometimes mths too - i like/prefer good ol' fashion home cooking ..... |
Silver Member Username: BernymacRialto, CA United States Post Number: 675 Registered: Sep-04 | good morning b!tches! |
Silver Member Username: KravenbloodOhio Post Number: 128 Registered: Aug-05 | lol i eat mcdonalds, burgerking,or wendy's everyday oh and chineese sometimes 2 times a day lol |
Gold Member Username: Basshead86Try Google Post Number: 7761 Registered: Aug-05 | you will live a short life man...get off that stuff, and go see that movie "Supersize Me"... |
Gold Member Username: BestmankindBTLUSA Post Number: 6573 Registered: Oct-05 | what do you guys like to eat the after drinking alot the night before. since my stomach feels funny the next day, a nice hot bowl of spicy soup hits the spot. |
Bronze Member Username: Kai2780Post Number: 37 Registered: Oct-06 | i watched that movie. fast food fucs u up. the doc said the food was making him sick. he did not have much energy and listen to how is woman said he was a pushover in bed. |
Gold Member Username: James1115Ct Post Number: 7136 Registered: Dec-04 | well you are what you eat! |
Gold Member Username: Basshead86Try Google Post Number: 7769 Registered: Aug-05 | i eat massive amounts of Foot-long hot dogs.....hehe j/k |