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Username: Wolfman1966

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www.chucknorrisfacts.com

Chuck is the MAN
 

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Username: Basshead86

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that is a funny website...there is another one..but i forget the name of it.
 

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Username: James1115

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I love those! :-):-):-)
 

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Username: Shawnomak

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My favorite, I dont know if it's on there:

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

haha.
 

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Username: Southernrebel

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Guns dont kill people, Delta Force kills people!
 

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Username: Sb2012

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Chuck Norris once ate a 40oz steak in 1 hour...the first 45 minutes he was having $ex with the waitress:-)
 

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Username: Wolfman1966

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When Chuck Norris jumps in water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
 

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Username: Stnorris

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norris, what?
 

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Username: Southernrebel

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I actually know someone that has spared w/ Chuck Norris at the National Martial Arts Championships.

---btw, he lived to tell the tale. (true story)
 

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Username: Wolfman1966

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One CNRK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick) could win the war in Iraq and Pakistan.
 

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Username: Drsmith

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those facts would be true....




























if they were about me
 

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Username: Alexv305

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Stereo Integrity MAG 15s dont make 8hz Dinosaur Stomps, they make Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the back...
 

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Username: Alexv305

Tavernier, FL USA

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Chuck Norris also likes audio, infact he has his own set of components, his fist and his foot. It makes the sound of your face hitting the ground.
 

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Username: Southernrebel

Monroe, Louisiana USA

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When Chuck Norris f@rts, its can destroy the calibration on a Termlab SPL meter. And the speed at which the turd hits the porcelain is in exess of mach-1.

:-)
 

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Username: Wolfman1966

WEST MONROE , LOUISIANA USA

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When Chuck Norris is in a fight,there is only one sound, the sound of his opponent hitting the ground. His moves are faster than the speed of sound.
 

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Username: Alexv305

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good one marshall white lmfao
 

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Username: Alexv305

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rofl i cant stop laughing that was badazz
 

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Username: Crayola0

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for some reason i don think these are funny
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