if he gets his "word of the week" i'm have my "statement of the month"
here it goes:
an eighty year old man goes into his doctors office for his regular check up, the doctor asks "how has your life been, anything new?" the old man replies "great! simply fantastic! i'm getting married in a few weeks to my beautiful 25 yr old fiancee and shes also having my baby!"
in turn the doctor gave this: "let me tell you a story, there was once this old man who would always go hunting every season, never ever missed a day, one day however, he was being rushed and instead of reaching for his rifle, he grabbed his umbrella. he didnt notice, any ways, he goes out to the forest and finds a deer at which he points his umbrella and shoots at it. the deer falls and the man got his catch of the day"
the old man shocked said "THATS IMPOSSIBLE! SOMEONE ELSE MUST HAVE SHOT IT!"
"exactly..." the doctor replied.
i think theres a valuable lesson to be learned here.