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Username: Southernrebel

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ok...there a alot of stupid threads popping up around here today. I just figured I would add one more:

What are some of your favorite movie quotes?



I kinda like:
"You know the trouble with real life is, there's no danger music."
---chip douglas, Jim carry's character on "the cable guy"

 

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Username: Blainew

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meet the parents

greg- do you have any expeniive bottles of wine?
employee- yea we got mums, its on sale for 12.95
greg- you got anything in the 80-90 price range
employee- well you could get a whole bunch of mums


its somethin like taht haha
 

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Username: Rovin

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"do u feel lucky ,punk !?" - clint eastwood

"i'll be back !" - Arnold S

"STFU " & "Man , STFU !" - well its said in ALOT of movies & just sounds so damn funny

"u Tito , i'm michael jackson" - Rush hr , they got tons of good quotes in this movie ...

can't remeber much more now cause its time 2
Upload.............
 

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Username: Bestmankind

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"hair pie" revenge of the nerds
 

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Username: Nemen

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You ever take it on any sweet jumps. or something like that lol by napoleon dynamate
 

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Username: Chaunb3400

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See, there's three kinds of people: d!cks, puss!es, and as$holes. Puss!es think everyone can get along, and d!cks just want to f.uck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your a.ssholes, Chuck. And all the a.ssholes want us to s.hit all over everything! So, p.ussies may get mad at d.icks once in a while, because p.ussies get f.ucked by d.icks. But d.icks also f.uck a.ssholes, Chuck. And if they didn't f.uck the a.ssholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your d.ick and your p.ussy all covered in s.hit!
 

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Username: 420pimp2

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One of my favorite movie quotes is from (NotAnotherTeenMovie)When Mr.briggs drops janie off at school. Heres how it goes.
Mr. Briggs: Hey, uhh... I might be late to pick you guys up.
Janey: Why, do you have a job interview today, daddy?
Mr. Briggs: No honey, I'll probably just be waaaay too drunk.
Janey: Oh, that's good, we don't want you drinking and driving.
Mr. Briggs: Oh, I'll be driving. I'll just be too sh.it-faced to remember to pick you guys up.
Janey: Ok, bye, daddy.
[Kisses him on the cheek]
Mr. Briggs: Bye, Pumpkin-tits.
 

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Username: Nemen

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lol LMAO ^^^^ Chauncey
 

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Username: Chaunb3400

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Forgot to put "Team America: World Police"
 

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Username: Pelona

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"dude, you got like three feet of air" something like that on Napoleon Dynomite
 

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Username: 420pimp2

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I forgot about that movie chauncey. LoL. You could use that expression in real life to explain somthing.
 

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Username: Chaunb3400

Huntsville, Alabama U.S.

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I do it all the timeUpload
 

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Username: Jonathan_f

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On Road Trip, with Ruben on the porch

Grandpa Manilow: "You gonna pass that doobie or what?"
 

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Username: Insearchofbass

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LOL so funny
 

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Username: Pelona

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hey chauncey, are you really black? i heard you were in another thread. ^^^that fro reminded me
 

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Username: Insearchofbass

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all of em i mean
 

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Username: Chaunb3400

Huntsville, Alabama U.S.

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What kind of ?uestion is that?? Yes im BLACK and my hair is like that right now as a matter of fact
 

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Username: Pelona

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haha. you seriosly have your hair like that?

my bad, when when i said you were the whitest black guy ive heard.
 

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Username: Project6

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"You look somewhat familiar, have I threatened you somewhere before?" - Capt Jack Sparrow
 

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Username: 420pimp2

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The admin should of kept this thread in the car audio subwoofers section.
 

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Username: Chaunb3400

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I understand why they did it. It is a movie thread so it belongs in the move section
 

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Username: Project6

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this is fine right here:-)
 

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Username: Chitown

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Scary movie 3:

"Keep that door shut, the aliens are coming"
Charlie Sheen's character: "You mean they have the technology to travel through space, but they can't get through a wooden door?"

Good comeback on the movie Signs

This was a dumb, but funny line. There are much better lines out there as in this from the Godfather 1:

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli"
 

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Username: Redliner

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i love in pirates of the caribbean when jack sparrow is stealing the ship and he says that has to be the worst pirate i've ever seen then he gets on the other one that moving and the other guys says that has got to be the best pirate i've ever seen

one of my personal fav's is in gladiator unleash hell on my signal or something like that i just love the way he says it
 

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Username: Chaunb3400

Huntsville, Alabama U.S.

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One day as I came home early from work... I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early.

-Rodney Dangerfield
 

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Username: Project6

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Dangerfield has plenty of great one liners.
 

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Username: Chaunb3400

Huntsville, Alabama U.S.

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he is 1 of my favorite actors, comediens, etc
 

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Username: Project6

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no respect:-)
 

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Username: Chitown

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Speaking of Rodney

"Golf courses and cemetaries: biggest waste of real estate"

"My complements to the chef. Tell him the steak still has the jockey's marks on it"

"What an ugly hat. I bet you get a bowl of soup with this...oh Judge, it looks good on you though"

Name the movie and win the prize.

 

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Username: Project6

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Caddyshack
 

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Username: Project6

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Here's one:

"I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, "I drank what?""
 

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Username: Chitown

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You win. You get the bowl of soup

 

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Username: Project6

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Upload
 

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Username: 420pimp2

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scary movie 1 were shortie gets shot in the lungs n tells eceryone to come hit his lung holes before all the ganja smoke go's to waste
 

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Username: Greeney1888

Maple Grove, MN United States

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Smokey: I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got sh!t to do!

Smokey: You got knocked the fu.ck out!


FRIDAY
 

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Username: Project6

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Funny movie! Whatever happened to Chris Tucker???
 

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Username: Greeney1888

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idk man haha, but him and ice cube better make another friday movie cause there starting to get a little g@y
 

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Username: Stu_pitt

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Seeing as how Caddyshack has been mentioned -

- So I jump ship in Hong Kong, make my way to Tibet, get on a course in the Hymalayas as a looper.

- A looper?

-Yeah, a looper... a caddy... a jock. So I tell them I'm a pro jock, and you know who they give me?

-Who?

-The Dalai Lama himself. 12th son of the Lama. Flowing robes... the grace... bald... striking. So we get on the first tee, and I hand the Lama the driver, and he wacks one... big hitter the Lama... long... onto this 12,000 foot crevice at the base of the glacier. And you know what the Lama says to me?

-No.

-Gunga galunga. Gunga dagunga... So we finish up 18, and he's gonna stiff me... So I say... Hey, Lama... Hey... What's up with a little something for ah... you know... for the effort? And he says... their will be no money for you today... But when you die, on your death bed, you will receive total consciousness. So I got that going for me... Which is nice.
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