The Real George Carlin


Diamond Member
Username: Wingmanalive


Post Number: 22770
Registered: Jun-06
If you loved him like I do you will appreciate the clips(s). Start with this one and hang on for the ride.

Rest in peace George. You DID make a difference.

It's a long ride but worth it in my eyes. Very inspirational.

Silver Member
Username: Finish22

Post Number: 234
Registered: Mar-10
( These are Carlin's last words, left unsaid, kept for a last show he didn't make.
You won't find them anywhere else.... Only on Ecoustics. )

Life should be the other way around....

It should start with dying, so once you get over with this trauma,
things would only get better.

Then you wake up in a retirement home feeling better day by day.

Later you get kicked out of the retirement home cause you're perfectly fine
and first thing you do is start collecting your pension.

Then, on your first day of work, they make you a party
and you receive a gold watch .

Then you work for 40 years (bummer) 'til you're young enough to start enjoying
what life is really about....

You go from party to party, getting drunk, having lotsofsex, maybe try some pot,......
no problems to worry about, ......forever young...

Then comes life at school... playing with friends, no obligations, no responsibilities....
only having as much fun as you can 'til you get to be a baby.

You spend your last 9 months floating around, peacefully, free room service, free air conditioning,
etc. etc.

Finally, time to leave this world, joyfully, in one great cosmic 0rgasm.

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