You Want the Table? You Can't Handle the Table!


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Username: The_image_dynamic

San Diego, California

Post Number: 5279
Registered: Dec-06
From the Best of CL:

It's big, heavy, and ugly. You can't kill it; you can't even frighten it. It's 6X3X3 feet tall, with two tiers and three drawers that work. It's sheet metal and angle iron, welded together with testosterone. Run a monster truck over it. Tape explosives to it. Launch it a quarter mile with a (big) trebuchet. Play the Anvil Chorus on it with sledgehammers for an hour. It will mock you.

I'm a beaten man. Just get it out of my garage. Bring your friends.

Platinum Member
Username: Nyyfan13

Northern VA

Post Number: 11538
Registered: Jul-06
Rofl. That's freaking classic

Gold Member
Username: Southernrebel

Monroe, Louisiana Team Audible...

Post Number: 7565
Registered: Mar-04
Price shipped to 71203?

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Username: Goodie_goop

Mid town, Texas U.S.

Post Number: 1194
Registered: Oct-06
" It's sheet metal and angle iron, welded together with testosterone"

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