Paris Hilton Is A Genius


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Username: The_image_dynamic

San Diego, California

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Registered: Dec-06
The New York Daily News says today that Paris Hilton kept up her peerless reputation as a nearly functioning retard even when in Africa last week with her boyfriend Benji Madden.

Gatecrasher says...
The couple stayed at the ultra-luxurious Mount Nelson Hotel in Cape Town, along with the Kaiser Chiefs and Korn, who were also in town for the My Coke Fest music event. A hotel spy tells us: "Every time Paris saw something she liked, like a woman's dress, she would ask how much it was. That included a cheetah she saw at an animal park. She asked how much it was and said, 'If I bought a cheetah, would it run away from me or could I keep it?'"

I had drinks for a couple hours with Paris in LA one time and she was very nice to us, but for fücks sake could she be any dumber or more self-entitled? And does she really have to do the "runway walk" even while going to her car? I also spotted a bottle of Valtrex (herpes medication) in her purse but nobody believed me until the story came out months later.


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She's a cardboard box on legs.

Why America's youth adores her I have no idea.

I guess they've never seen the p0rn vids???????

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i believed you. lol.

seriously, its the f*cked up people who become famous.

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Username: Van_man

Boston South, MA

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Registered: Mar-06
We should all call that Dr. And ask if if we need to be checked out after sleeping with her.

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Username: Wingmanalive

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Scratch that. Maybe that's why they do.......

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Username: Denali_on_22s

I get Bucks like Milwa...

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i'd beat regardless of the herpes.. f*ck maybe i could get it taped and make some cash...

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Username: Bernymac


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I wouldn't touch her knowing she has herpes, maybe if we were on a stranded island and my hands were cut off.

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"Thread: Paris Hilton Is A Genius"

she sure is !

& a damn ho too ! .....

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