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Post Number: 10220
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Willy Wonka's chocolate factory so the oompa loompa's can........
 

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Post Number: 12227
Registered: Jul-05
slap him silly when he drives like an azz , but down in the basement Willy was working on a secret chewing which ...
 

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Post Number: 10230
Registered: Jun-06
explodes when mixed with alcohol which puts just about everyone on ecoustics at risk especially.......
 

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Username: Philly306

North carolina

Post Number: 394
Registered: Apr-07
after that brief language lesson the oompa loompas went to the drug store to get...
 

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Username: Donnie1973

Post Number: 865
Registered: May-06
some reading glasses and a script for some pain pills cause johnny got caught in the chocolat...
 

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Post Number: 10237
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pudding tub again stuffing as much pudding as possible in his.......
 

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Username: Donnie1973

Post Number: 877
Registered: May-06
pants to mask the appearance of...
 

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Post Number: 10244
Registered: Jun-06
his long lost love, the one legged albino hippie with a.......
 

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Username: Donnie1973

Post Number: 880
Registered: May-06
third nippple on her forhead who like to run....
 

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Post Number: 10245
Registered: Jun-06
after the ice cream truck while wearing pink spandex shouting.......
 

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Username: Donnie1973

Post Number: 891
Registered: May-06
"That monkey keeps licking my elbow!!" as she ran towards the space shuttle waving a.....
 

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Username: Hawaiian_time

Kanaka freak...

Post Number: 1499
Registered: Apr-06
stalk of celery at a flock of seagulls who then...
 

Silver Member
Username: Donnie1973

Post Number: 899
Registered: May-06
sh1t all over a guy fishing for...
 

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Username: Mrskullz1

Brooklyn, New York

Post Number: 767
Registered: Feb-07
the evil midget with 11 toes (heees back!) who...
 

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Username: Wingmanalive

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Post Number: 10274
Registered: Jun-06
kept tripping over the final........
 

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Username: Donnie1973

Post Number: 910
Registered: May-06
four tickets his girlfriend gave him on his 71st b day because....
 

Platinum Member
Username: Rovin

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Post Number: 12250
Registered: Jul-05
they were going see the MR. BEAN movie - but while at the cinemaplex buying popcorn they spotted Britney on stage ....
 

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Username: Donnie1973

Post Number: 931
Registered: May-06
dancing where a fat roll came out from underneath her shirt and hit a bald guy on the....
 

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Username: Wingmanalive

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Post Number: 10300
Registered: Jun-06
elbow which started a violent chain reaction when he then bumped into Oprah who was finishing of a bucket of KFC's finest which forced her to.......
 

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Username: Donnie1973

Post Number: 1000
Registered: May-06
choke on a chicken wing, as she was giving herself the heimlick a Girls Gone Wild film crew started filming...
 

Platinum Member
Username: Wingmanalive

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Post Number: 10308
Registered: Jun-06
a children's documentary on how to.......
 

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Username: Philly306

North carolina

Post Number: 417
Registered: Apr-07
design NASA spacecrafts which are surprisingly made out of....
 

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Username: Wingmanalive

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Post Number: 10328
Registered: Jun-06
recycled cardboard, duct tape, 4000 gallons of elmer's glue, push pins and.......
 

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Username: Donnie1973

Post Number: 1047
Registered: May-06
two shamrocks her mother gave her when...
 

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Username: Wingmanalive

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Post Number: 10419
Registered: Jun-06
she was hospitalized for a rare psychotic mental disorder that makes it impossible to......
 

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Username: Rovin

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Post Number: 12299
Registered: Jul-05
p\ee in the usual sitting\squatting position since it grosses every1 out ......

meanwhile back at the Hall Of Justice ....
 

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Username: Donnie1973

Post Number: 1090
Registered: May-06
The invisible man just had sex with superman by mistake as he was on top of wonderwoman doing...
 

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Username: Wingmanalive

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Post Number: 10444
Registered: Jun-06
his deed when superman "came" down out of nowhere and mistakenly "de-flowered" the wrong person.....From behind.....ow......




which angered wonderwoman's pimp (The Hulk), because she's been sliding a bit due to........
 

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Username: Donnie1973

Post Number: 1094
Registered: May-06
old age... ya know she is 82 now and those bracelets she has will only...
 

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Username: Wingmanalive

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Post Number: 10451
Registered: Jun-06
slow her had "strokes" forcing most clients to demand a refund, which angers the Hulk even further because he's not done paying off......
 

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Username: Mrskullz1

Brooklyn, New York

Post Number: 772
Registered: Feb-07
invisible woman whom he used for...
 

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Username: Wingmanalive

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Post Number: 10482
Registered: Jun-06
a "special" project involving two flashlights, a propane tank, 17 dancing muppets, and...........
 

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Username: Donnie1973

Post Number: 1122
Registered: May-06
3 super midgets and a video camera. The film was going great till one of the flashlights got...
 

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Username: Wingmanalive

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Post Number: 10542
Registered: Jun-06
so bright it blinded the driver of a prison transport bus carrying who else but.......
 

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Username: Donnie1973

Post Number: 1156
Registered: May-06
The lead singer of The Pet Shop Boys, who was jailed because of...
 

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Username: Wingmanalive

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Post Number: 10544
Registered: Jun-06
indecent exposure. Which is allowed in the state of Kentucky after 9pm on every Saturday as long as.......
 

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Username: Hawaiian_time

Kanaka freak...

Post Number: 1549
Registered: Apr-06
the football team just kicked LSU's azz, and they at least cover their...
 

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Username: Donnie1973

Post Number: 1166
Registered: May-06
webbed feet with...
 

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Username: Wingmanalive

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Post Number: 10568
Registered: Jun-06
silicone because that protects them from.....
 

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Username: Donnie1973

Post Number: 1177
Registered: May-06
the dirt floors in their homes, because in kentucky...
 

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Username: Wingmanalive

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Post Number: 10578
Registered: Jun-06
there is a problem with local septic tanks bursting due to too many ppl flushing.....
 

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Username: Donnie1973

Post Number: 1179
Registered: May-06
their toothbrushes because they dont need them, although this one girl who....
 

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Username: Rovin

4 10 Pioneer...

Post Number: 12359
Registered: Jul-05
brushes her teeth with her fingers to save a few pennies ...

meanwhile hot off the press today :
our fav s\lut Paris said she from now on she is going to be a good HO ...*cough ....erm girl, because of her recent "jail sentence" which ...
 

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Username: Donnie1973

Post Number: 1324
Registered: May-06
made her realize how stpid she is, and she could be a much better person if....
 

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Username: Wingmanalive

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Post Number: 10738
Registered: Jun-06
she actually worked for a living and contributed to society instead of always........
 

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Username: Chaunb3400

Huntsville, Alabama U.S.

Post Number: 13032
Registered: Jul-05
going to New England Patriots Games wearing only a
 

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Username: Donnie1973

Post Number: 1385
Registered: May-06
smile... winking at Tom Brady's girlfriend, thinking about going to a keg party at...
 

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Username: Wingmanalive

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Post Number: 10768
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Elmo's house during his coming out party which suprisingly was graced by the presence of.......
 

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Username: Donnie1973

Post Number: 1401
Registered: May-06
Bill Belichik,he has also been caught video tapping these g@y parties and showing them to ...
 

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Username: Rovin

4 10 Pioneer...

Post Number: 12437
Registered: Jul-05
2 viagra b4 having sex with each other ...

meanwhile on SOUTHPARK terrorists were messing with ppl's imagination because ...
 

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Username: Donnie1973

Post Number: 1547
Registered: May-06
they wanted everyone to kill hiilary clinton because...
 

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Username: Wingmanalive

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Post Number: 10855
Registered: Jun-06
not just of her thick ankles but more importantly her relationship with........
 

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Username: Donnie1973

Post Number: 1599
Registered: May-06
her daughters mole. The mole has been helping her with...
 

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Username: Hawaiian_time

Kanaka freak...

Post Number: 1603
Registered: Apr-06
her witty remarks accusing Barack Obama of.....
 

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Username: Wingmanalive

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Post Number: 10888
Registered: Jun-06
direct contact with members of a secret government agency responsible for.....
 

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Username: Hawaiian_time

Kanaka freak...

Post Number: 1604
Registered: Apr-06
installing a camera on Hillary's tampon, and the videotape from it showed the face of....
 

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Username: Delsole

Post Number: 1392
Registered: Feb-05
none other then George W. Bush who was already accused of....
 

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Username: Wingmanalive

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Post Number: 11001
Registered: Jun-06
cross dressing at a popular Brazilian......
 

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Username: Rovin

4 10 Pioneer...

Post Number: 12472
Registered: Jul-05
stripclub where he is a regular patron ...as soon as he enters the joint , the manager happily says "HOLA Senor !" & seats him to his favourite table where he orders his regular dish of.....
 

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Username: Wingmanalive

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Post Number: 11039
Registered: Jun-06
crackers, 4 packs of gum, 12 lbs of rice and the most explosive form of......
 

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Username: Pitbullguy

Ascendant Audio Arsenals, Chicago

Post Number: 2169
Registered: Oct-06
vietnamese hot pepper they have on the menu, only to have the waiter disappoint him saying...
 

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Username: Hawaiian_time

Kanaka freak...

Post Number: 1621
Registered: Apr-06
sorry Senor Bush, but Senorita Winfrey bought the last one and stuck it up her....
 

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Username: Wingmanalive

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Post Number: 11099
Registered: Jun-06
pet ostrich's p00p chute hoping it would cure its' constipation, which it didn't, so she shockingly tried to.......
 

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Username: Hawaiian_time

Kanaka freak...

Post Number: 1627
Registered: Apr-06
dance the rumba while reciting the Gettysburg address, but all of a sudden she slipped and....
 

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Username: Somedonniedude

Illinois United States

Post Number: 452
Registered: May-07
her p@nties flew off and everyone saw her hairy...
 

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Username: Donnie1973

Post Number: 1923
Registered: May-06
fat monkey, she dropped as she fell, his name is tom, she found it while...
 

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Username: Hawaiian_time

Kanaka freak...

Post Number: 1638
Registered: Apr-06
hunting for Ugandan albino tree slugs with Barack Obama, who uses them to....
 

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Username: Donnie1973

Post Number: 1924
Registered: May-06
impress the ladies at the local shemale bar where the bartender is...
 

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Username: Denali_on_22s

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Post Number: 3190
Registered: Feb-06
sucking d!ck for a living, while simultaneously having Barrack offed by the local hitman because...
 

Platinum Member
Username: Wingmanalive

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Post Number: 11258
Registered: Jun-06
of an offensive personal hygiene issue involving......
 

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Username: Denali_on_22s

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Post Number: 3193
Registered: Feb-06
his marlboro red chain smoking habit that he allegedly dropped because of his presidential campaign. Obama apparently picked the habit back up when he began smoking large amounts of...
 

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Username: Donnie1973

Post Number: 1930
Registered: May-06
pole... big pole, but reportedly has cause his mouth to flop
open occasionally, where...
 

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Username: Rovin

4 10 Pioneer...

Post Number: 12570
Registered: Jul-05
flies went in & he died of typhoid ,

meanwhile ol' st. Nick was seen at the ......
 

Platinum Member
Username: Wingmanalive

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Post Number: 11516
Registered: Jun-06
local BB and CC buying up all the Nintendo Wii's and selling them on Ebay allowing him to support his..........
 

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Username: Somedonniedude

Illinois United States

Post Number: 569
Registered: May-07
love for eating poptarts while and licking little...
 

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Username: Mrskullz1

Brooklyn, New York

Post Number: 780
Registered: Feb-07
stuart and alvin along with his chipmunks who just happen to...
 

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Username: Somedonniedude

Illinois United States

Post Number: 590
Registered: May-07
be sitting naked in the middle of...
 

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Username: •cam•

BC Canada

Post Number: 1342
Registered: Nov-06
the stage at a John Frusciante concert, high on smack, and enjoying the...
 

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Username: Naledge503

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Post Number: 2540
Registered: Jun-06
the fragrant odor of......
 

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Username: •cam•

BC Canada

Post Number: 1447
Registered: Nov-06
poon tang, which brought back many memories from their S&M days. John Frusciante suddenly pulled out a road sign and began practicing for his...
 

Platinum Member
Username: Chaunb3400

Huntsville, Alabama U.S.

Post Number: 13440
Registered: Jul-05
MMA Fight againts Pac-Man..who has been
 

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Username: Wingmanalive

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Post Number: 12109
Registered: Jun-06
dealing with steriod use problems causing his wally wally to.....
 

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Username: Mrskullz1

Brooklyn, New York

Post Number: 784
Registered: Feb-07
shrink and causing his skittles to...
 

Platinum Member
Username: Wingmanalive

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Post Number: 12117
Registered: Jun-06
become lost in Mrs. pac-man, who, with surgery, just received the prestigious award.........
 

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Username: Somedonniedude

Illinois United States

Post Number: 657
Registered: May-07
for sharing those skittles with starving children in the middle east, but soon got pizzed off cuz...
 

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Username: •cam•

BC Canada

Post Number: 1467
Registered: Nov-06
the children got hyper and, I don't know, ran around... GIVING OUT NEW YEARS PRESENTS!!!!!!!!!!!! When they were done...
 

Platinum Member
Username: Chaunb3400

Huntsville, Alabama U.S.

Post Number: 13456
Registered: Jul-05
watching all the bowl games that are coming on tv but not to be out done Mr. Rodgers...
 

Gold Member
Username: Pitbullguy

I support the Zac Davi..., Chicago

Post Number: 2514
Registered: Oct-06
showed the ultimate act of sympathy when he allowed Reece Brassler to cry on his shoulder after Florida lost to Michigan. Then things got REALLY creepy when Mr. Rodgers found out that Reece had been...
 

Gold Member
Username: Delsole

Post Number: 1393
Registered: Feb-05
doing his grandma since he was 10, so with that said he....
 

Platinum Member
Username: Wingmanalive

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Post Number: 12232
Registered: Jun-06
killed himself.




However, by doing so it set off a chain reaction of hate amongst the ppl of make believe that.......
 

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Username: Denali_on_22s

You can call me Scroog...

Post Number: 3465
Registered: Feb-06
but before he kiledl himself he managed to watch illinois get their sh!t kicked in by USC. during the game he bought two pitbulls that were actual thoroughbreds, not biscuit eaters.
 

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Post Number: 2601
Registered: Jun-06
So reece ran out to get some biscuits. But while he was gone, the 2 pitbulls...
 

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Username: Project6

Post Number: 14202
Registered: Dec-03
were tossing the salad on a midget.

Mean while, back at the ranch...
 

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Username: Naledge503

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Post Number: 2602
Registered: Jun-06
The crew continued building the set of the NEW Hee Haw televisions series, starring..
 

Gold Member
Username: Denali_on_22s

You can call me Scroog...

Post Number: 3470
Registered: Feb-06
naledge, who began tossing the salad with the pitbulls
 

Platinum Member
Username: Rovin

4 10 Pioneer...

Post Number: 12772
Registered: Jul-05
& Emeril Legasie was standing there watching because it was a salad but not the kind of salad he was used to ...so he quickly jumped on his custom harley & .....
 

Platinum Member
Username: Wingmanalive

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Post Number: 12363
Registered: Jun-06
decided to take a trip back to his hometown, where men are men and sheep are.......
 

Platinum Member
Username: Project6

Post Number: 14297
Registered: Dec-03
very excited!
 

Platinum Member
Username: Wingmanalive

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Post Number: 12375
Registered: Jun-06




























































which brings our story to Malaysia, where we see knee deep in cow manure........
 

Platinum Member
Username: Project6

Post Number: 14305
Registered: Dec-03
Pamela Anderson trying to rejuvenate her silicon parts for her upcoming marriage to...
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