18 holes and A Caddie

 

Platinum Member
Username: Lklives

Post Number: 12424
Registered: Jan-06
Subject: 18 holes and A Caddie


> Sam approached the clerk behind the counter in the
> pro shop and said, "I would like 18 holes of golf and a caddie."
>
> The clerk behind the counter says, "The 18 holes of
> golf is no problem, but all of the caddies are out on the course. What
> I will do for you is this. We just got 8 brand new robot golf caddies.
> If you're willing to take one with you out on the course and if you will
> come back and tell me how well it works, your round of golf is on me
> today."
>
> Sam anxiously accepted the man's offer. He
> approached the first tee, looked at the fairway and said to himself, "I think
> my driver will do the job."
>
> The robot caddie turned to the man and said, "No
> sir. Use your #3 wood. A driver is far too much club for this hole."
>
&g t; Hesitantly, Sam pulled out his #3 wood, made good
> contact with the ball, and the ball landed about 10 feet to the right
> front of the hole on the green. Delighted, turned to the robot and thanked
> him for his assistance. As Sam pulled out his putter, he said, "I think
> this green is gonna break left to right."
>
>
> The robot then again spoke up and said, "No sir. I
> do believe this green will break right to left."
>
> Thinking about the last time the robot corrected
> his prediction, he decided again to listen to the machine. He made his
> putt and birdied the hole thanks to the robot and his advice. But his
> luck didn't end there His entire game was the best game he ever played,
> thanks to the assistance of the new robot golf caddie.
>
> Upon retu rning to the clubhouse, the clerk behind
> the counter asked, "How was your game?"
>
> Sam excitedly stated, "It was, by far, the BEST
> game I ever played. Thank you very much for letting me take one of your
> robots. See you next week."
>
> A week passed, and excited, Sam returned to the pro
> shop. Upon entering the pro shop he turned to the man behind the
> counter and said, "I would like 18 holes of golf and one of those robot golf
> caddies, please."
>
> The gentleman from behind the counter turned to Sam
> and said, "Well, the 18 holes is no problem. However, we had to get rid
> of the robots. We had too many complaints."
>
> Confused, Sam cried, "COMPLAINTS? Who in the hell
> could've complained about those robots? They were incredible!"
>
> The clerk sighed and said, "Well, it wasn't their
> performance. It was that they were shiny silver metal, and the glare
> from the machine was blinding to other golfers on the fairway."
>
> Sam said, "So then why didn't you just paint them
> black?"
>
> The clerk nodded sadly and replied, "We did. And
> then four of 'em didn't show up for work, two filed for welfare, and the
> other two robbed the pro shop."
 

Gold Member
Username: Adddisorder

West palm, Florida

Post Number: 5110
Registered: Jan-06
haha thats bad, but funny.
 

Gold Member
Username: Donnie1973

Post Number: 1032
Registered: May-06
gotta love a good racey joke!
 

Gold Member
Username: Nd4spd18

Northwest PA

Post Number: 3265
Registered: Jul-06
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