Archive through August 21, 2007
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Silver Member Username: StefanomVienna, VA United States Post Number: 819 Registered: Apr-06 | land of narnia where the evil queen was trying to.... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 8914 Registered: Jun-06 | pass a baseball out her caboose which was shockingly inserted the evening b4 by...... |
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Silver Member Username: StefanomVienna, VA United States Post Number: 820 Registered: Apr-06 | George Assgrabula, the first son of the Jack the hairdresser who... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 8916 Registered: Jun-06 | bred seahorses for a living until he realized the real money was in.... |
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Silver Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 734 Registered: Feb-07 | plumbing...so after he was done spinal tapping the seahorses he... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 8917 Registered: Jun-06 | attempted suicide but failed because he forgot to........ |
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Silver Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 737 Registered: Feb-07 | to hang himself when he jumped off from the chair...instead he landed on his feet and ... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 8918 Registered: Jun-06 | broke his ankle, which is the third time in less than a week he had to go to the hospital because he loves........ |
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Silver Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 738 Registered: Feb-07 | the evil midget with 11 toes and... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 8919 Registered: Jun-06 | giving horsey back rides, which, seeing as the evil midget is 300lbs and has ADHD with a lisp and no immune system we can assume...... |
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Silver Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 739 Registered: Feb-07 | he will shortly die and no longer stay in this story...but there will be... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 8920 Registered: Jun-06 | time for ice cream with our favorite friend and mentor...... |
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Silver Member Username: Philly306North carolina Post Number: 196 Registered: Apr-07 | michael vick who will let us pet his dogs after he gets out of jail where he was a cellmate with... |
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Silver Member Username: StefanomVienna, VA United States Post Number: 821 Registered: Apr-06 | a twelve inch rod that he used to sod0mize vick regularly between sessions of... |
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Silver Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 740 Registered: Feb-07 | brunch and lunch. Meanwhile at shoprite... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 8922 Registered: Jun-06 | we see Martha stewart buying..... |
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Silver Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 743 Registered: Feb-07 | apple jacks and mixing it with gifilte fish to... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 8925 Registered: Jun-06 | serve to her elite guests during her party celebrating....... |
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Silver Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 744 Registered: Feb-07 | her loss of virginity to... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 8928 Registered: Jun-06 | EVERYONE......now we switch over to her GYN who is afraid of........ |
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Silver Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 745 Registered: Feb-07 | getting the disesase... |
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Platinum Member Username: Rovin4 10 Pioneer... Post Number: 11889 Registered: Jul-05 | of stupidy from bush - but it seems it also conagious with ppl the like of britney & paris sharing it with every1 they have slept with including ...... |
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Silver Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 748 Registered: Feb-07 | nicole and lindsay. Back at Hogwarts... |
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Silver Member Username: StefanomVienna, VA United States Post Number: 822 Registered: Apr-06 | Harry Potter died in an accident involving... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 8930 Registered: Jun-06 | Herman munster and cheese doodles, wet ones at that, and it all started way back when...... |
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Gold Member Username: DelsolePost Number: 1351 Registered: Feb-05 | when the cowboys and indians were duking it out on the plains but it was quick and painless because... |
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Silver Member Username: StefanomVienna, VA United States Post Number: 825 Registered: Apr-06 | the indians were smoking up some fine herbs before battle. meanwhile in oregon professor whitley... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 8935 Registered: Jun-06 | stumbled across the cure for cancer but lost it when he caught his wife....... |
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New member Username: PhilsalarmPost Number: 1 Registered: Aug-07 | I have recently purchased a 1995 Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera which has an Audiovox Pursuit Security Syatem installed in it. I do not have the remote entry key device and I can not find a Model number? All I see is a serial number in the internal module, which is: 934940900119A07. Can any one tell me how to match up the remote key device with the internal module electronics or how to find a wiring diagram so that I can disable the security system? Thanks, Phil |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 8936 Registered: Jun-06 | Try here: https://www.ecoustics.com/electronics/forum/car-audio/47.html Where were we fellas?.......... |
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Silver Member Username: Philly306North carolina Post Number: 203 Registered: Apr-07 | "stumbled across the cure for cancer but lost it when he caught his wife......." riding a rhinoceros in his backyard with... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 8937 Registered: Jun-06 | 43 circus clowns and a monkey named albert singing out loud..... |
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Silver Member Username: StefanomVienna, VA United States Post Number: 829 Registered: Apr-06 | "I just wanna fly"...while George Stephonopolis sets up a BBQ and... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 8949 Registered: Jun-06 | balances his checkbook which alarms him when he discovers his wife just spent $400 on...... |
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Gold Member Username: DelsolePost Number: 1361 Registered: Feb-05 | 10,000 karat diamond ring and then he nearly sh*ts himself when he put his glasses on he realized he read the number wrong and she really spent 4,000,000 dollars that they don't even have so..... |
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Silver Member Username: StefanomVienna, VA United States Post Number: 832 Registered: Apr-06 | he decided to start giving handjobs to the homeless for cash to make up the shortcomings and have his wife... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 8955 Registered: Jun-06 | balance the checkbook because he's tired of all the trouble............so in Brazil......... |
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Gold Member Username: DelsolePost Number: 1367 Registered: Feb-05 | a bunch of boarder hoppers started digging a hole sooo....... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 8985 Registered: Jun-06 | they could sneak in a secret device capable of massive......... |
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Silver Member Username: StefanomVienna, VA United States Post Number: 837 Registered: Apr-06 | tomato juice production, thereby leading to... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 8988 Registered: Jun-06 | a recall on all spaghetti made from..... |
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Silver Member Username: WarlokOrlando, FL USA Post Number: 376 Registered: Dec-05 | the hands of Cocoons neighbour "The Dirty Little Kuntface blonde whore". But then what will they do with all the Sauce ? Maybe they will take it upstairs and have a BBQ that has a smell that drives em Nutz (LOL) . . . . . .. then, he is likely to . . ... |
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Gold Member Username: DelsolePost Number: 1368 Registered: Feb-05 | im sorry , but lmfao HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA that is some funny sh*t.  kill the president off the united states just to...................... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 8989 Registered: Jun-06 | stir the economy, cause everyone knows...... |
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Gold Member Username: DelsolePost Number: 1371 Registered: Feb-05 | George W. Bush is..... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9023 Registered: Jun-06 | a size 12 which is perfect for..... |
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Silver Member Username: Philly306North carolina Post Number: 216 Registered: Apr-07 | screwing everything up by.... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9027 Registered: Jun-06 | 2 inches, which coincidentally is the size of..... |
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Gold Member Username: DelsolePost Number: 1373 Registered: Feb-05 | cocoons cunting whore neighbors you know what, and judging by that we all know... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9032 Registered: Jun-06 | the price of oil will go DOWN, which it has, thanks to..... |
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Silver Member Username: Philly306North carolina Post Number: 226 Registered: Apr-07 | the good people in iraq who give away free oil by the barrel to...... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9045 Registered: Jun-06 | those with bipolar disease and a lisp, as long as you fill out........ (You had me going Philly306. I was like, WTF, admin posted in this thread lol?) |
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Silver Member Username: Philly306North carolina Post Number: 229 Registered: Apr-07 | an order form that sells your soul to the devil and gives you body to.... (lol yea i just wanted to see if it would let me post with that name.) |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9053 Registered: Jun-06 | science for the research into private part cloning, something a few celebrities have been asking for since they can't give theirs away enough to.... |
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Silver Member Username: Philly306North carolina Post Number: 248 Registered: Apr-07 | ebay power sellers who can sell it for ... |
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Gold Member Username: DelsolePost Number: 1375 Registered: Feb-05 | millions and millions due to the people who.......... |
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Platinum Member Username: Rovin4 10 Pioneer... Post Number: 11937 Registered: Jul-05 | pay for it .... meanwhile back on the set of MONK .... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9158 Registered: Jun-06 | EY island we see various packages and crates marked "flammable" which stirs the question...... |
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Gold Member Username: DelsolePost Number: 1376 Registered: Feb-05 | wtf is in those those crates marked "flammable", so everybody on the island decided....... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9163 Registered: Jun-06 | to drop their shorts and pray for....... |
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Gold Member Username: DelsolePost Number: 1377 Registered: Feb-05 | the rain gods to make it rain so when there curiosity gets the best of them...... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9165 Registered: Jun-06 | nothing can possibly ignite, until that is....... |
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Gold Member Username: DelsolePost Number: 1378 Registered: Feb-05 | the fire god rains down and...... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9169 Registered: Jun-06 | BOOM!!!!! out of the flames we see brandishing a burrito, and a plunger....... |
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Silver Member Username: Philly306North carolina Post Number: 255 Registered: Apr-07 | we see Rick Roll who with his mighty burrito and plunger in hand can.... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9170 Registered: Jun-06 | perform at parties as long as you're properly insured for........ |
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Silver Member Username: Philly306North carolina Post Number: 256 Registered: Apr-07 | Rockin the house cuz thats what Rick Roll does aslong as he has his.... (whoa paul did you see what post number you were?  ) |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9171 Registered: Jun-06 | mentos mixed with Cocoa pebbles, his favorite snack next to..... (Yeah I'm trying to reach platinum so I can disappear like some do who reach it.) Ain't I a stinker?  |
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Silver Member Username: Philly306North carolina Post Number: 259 Registered: Apr-07 | cheeze its which as everyone knows is wayyyy better than cheese nips because..... (no paul i wasn't talking about your total post count i was talking about that post's number in this thread. its a bad number.lol) |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9177 Registered: Jun-06 | chees its come also in white cheddar flavour which is the bomb compared to the gross national product in Spain, and that has bearing on this because.......... (Oh. No woories mate. I've already cut a deal with the devil. Sob stiffed me outta 5 bucks just the other day.)  |
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Silver Member Username: Thumpinwith8s2 RE8s,PG Xenon 400.1, New Numbers ... Post Number: 688 Registered: Jun-07 | Spain is in deep trouble financially but may get out of it thanks to.... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9183 Registered: Jun-06 | a new invention capable of eliminating the use of all......... |
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Silver Member Username: Philly306North carolina Post Number: 267 Registered: Apr-07 | toilets which cause the entire world to stink causing... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9237 Registered: Jun-06 | Burt and Ernie to run for president which totally infuriates........ |
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Platinum Member Username: James1115Use a simple... Post Number: 10154 Registered: Dec-04 | the pablo escobar strictly for the fact that without toilets he will be forced to... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9253 Registered: Jun-06 | cut back on burritos and nachos which his doctor has warned him of since..... |
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Platinum Member Username: James1115Use a simple... Post Number: 10158 Registered: Dec-04 | his irritable bowel syndrome will begin to bother him so severely that he will have to.... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9267 Registered: Jun-06 | quit his bowling league and take up skydiving which is against local customs because..... |
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Platinum Member Username: James1115Use a simple... Post Number: 10175 Registered: Dec-04 | he might try to stuff a few bottles of patron and some 100% uncut columbian white hound up his irritable bowel and make a run for the border. Now this normally wouldnt be a problem but.... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9269 Registered: Jun-06 | running with all that up the bunghole proves quite difficult so an invention was devoloped that aides in.... |
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Gold Member Username: DelsolePost Number: 1379 Registered: Feb-05 | @n@l lubing there for allowing............ |
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Platinum Member Username: Rovin4 10 Pioneer... Post Number: 11963 Registered: Jul-05 | easy of crapping meanwhile yesterday was the 30th anniversary of Elvis' death & the world ..... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9272 Registered: Jun-06 | mourned by wearing wigs and a fat suit eating hot dogs singing...... |
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Platinum Member Username: Rovin4 10 Pioneer... Post Number: 11988 Registered: Jul-05 | u aint nothin but a hound dog ! poor britney who was in the crowd thought they were ..... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9323 Registered: Jun-06 | a good idea for her next song, named after her love which is........ |
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Gold Member Username: DelsolePost Number: 1381 Registered: Feb-05 | which is secretly me so she.......... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9335 Registered: Jun-06 | killed herself, but not before writing a book titled...... |
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Silver Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 752 Registered: Feb-07 | Going Bald 101...which was illustrated by... |
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Silver Member Username: Philly306North carolina Post Number: 287 Registered: Apr-07 | dr. suess who also likes to draw porn0graphic pictures of... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9344 Registered: Jun-06 | elmo, miss piggy, a quart of jello and...... |
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Silver Member Username: WarlokOrlando, FL USA Post Number: 378 Registered: Dec-05 | Did somebody say Jello ? (Somewhere in the back ground, Elmo shouts, "Hey, how did he get here, this is some goooood Stuff" )? Miss Piggy quickly replies, "Yes, I did, and I want you to stick it up my *ss while I snort myself to XTC. And if you'd be so kind, I'd also like . . . . . |
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Gold Member Username: JohnfiacA-ToWn, 9515 thumpin... What u bumpin? Post Number: 3432 Registered: Mar-06 | a BLT with Froglegs and |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9362 Registered: Jun-06 | to which Kermit replies "You better douche that twat with vinegar because you know how much I like sweet and sour pork!" To which she stammers back......... |
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Silver Member Username: Philly306North carolina Post Number: 296 Registered: Apr-07 | "i used all of the vinegar last time but i could use.... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9385 Registered: Jun-06 | some chopsticks and sandpaper for..... |
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Silver Member Username: Philly306North carolina Post Number: 298 Registered: Apr-07 | tenderizing the meat in order to... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9423 Registered: Jun-06 | prepare for the next BBQ which included a senator, two arch bishops, one black dildo, 26 cases of jack daniels, two paper clips and a map of the heavens where....... |
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Platinum Member Username: Rovin4 10 Pioneer... Post Number: 12004 Registered: Jul-05 | kenny was still playing with the golden psp which controlled ...... |
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Silver Member Username: Philly306North carolina Post Number: 309 Registered: Apr-07 | the naz!s during world war I which caused them to... (so apparently everyone wants to be the one to do the 700 post so thier name can be up top) |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9441 Registered: Jun-06 | frantically search for their special green and yellow knitted....... |