A little southern humor...

 

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Username: Lklives

Post Number: 12167
Registered: Jan-06
Atlanta Air Traffic Control: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."



Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised.



Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."



Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great.



Pause:



Static..



Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"



Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"



Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE.



Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts and praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us."
 

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Username: Nyyfan13

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Registered: Jul-06
LOL
 

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Username: Donnie1973

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LOL. Nice
 

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A pic is worth 1000 posts!!

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Me likey.
 

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Username: Denali_on_22s

Money man, blowin

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hahaha
 

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Username: Stefanom

Vienna, VA United States

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Whoopsie Daisy! My mistake!
 

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Username: Naledge503

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Registered: Jun-06
...hahahaha
 

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Username: Rovin

4 10 Pioneer...

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good 1 .......
 

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Bronx, NY USA

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Registered: Jan-06
lmao
 

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Username: Tigger_woods

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Registered: Jun-07
Good one
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