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Username: Cenus

Hicksville, Ohio

Post Number: 3381
Registered: Jan-05
"Born in lust, turn to dust. Born in sin, COME ON IN."

"Give me what I want, AND I'LL GO AWAY."

"Hell is REPETITION."

some1 tell me what movie these quotes are from and i'll give you a marshmellow.
 

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Username: Thx_3417

Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4287
Registered: May-05
"Encom isn't the business you started in your garage anymore. We're bidding accounts in thirty different countries - new defense systems. We have one of the most sophisticated pieces of equipment in existence."
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4288
Registered: May-05
LOL, That's for me to know and you to guess?
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4289
Registered: May-05
"That was uncalled for! You know, you can remove men like Alan and me from the system, but we helped create it. And our spirit remains in every program we design for this computer."
 

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Username: Thx_3417

Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4290
Registered: May-05
"Walter, it's getting late, I've got better things to do than to have religious discussions with you. Don't worry about ENCOM anymore; it's out of your hands now."
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4291
Registered: May-05
"I hate to disappoint you pal but most of the time that's the way it is for users too."
 

Gold Member
Username: Thx_3417

Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4292
Registered: May-05
"Try to look official. Here comes the boss."
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4293
Registered: May-05
"Pick me up in an hour. Thanks."
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4294
Registered: May-05
"Greetings, programs."
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4295
Registered: May-05
"Hey, Mr. Bagley! Something's haywire. They only loaded me enough pipe to push one test hole. Less than two thousand feet."
 

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Username: Thx_3417

Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4296
Registered: May-05
"No, you're dead wrong. He was the terror, the mystery of their lives, and the magic. A year from now that will be an island full of burnt-out drunks. When we took Kong we kidnapped their god."
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4297
Registered: May-05
"Kong! Kong! Kong! Kong! you heard them chant that! He exists. You saw the wall, right? Now who the hell do you think they're planning to give that girl to?"
 

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Username: Thx_3417

Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4298
Registered: May-05
"It's some nutty religion. A priest gets dressed up like an ape and gets laid."
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4299
Registered: May-05
"We deposit money from a fund that doesn't exist into a box we don't know about in a bank we've never set foot in. We can't help you because we never heard of you before."
 

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Username: Thx_3417

Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4300
Registered: May-05
"Hi! We're having a little trouble with our pipes, and I was - uh, Fielding, Walter Fielding... Well, there's no reason why should have heard of me... no, that's not a Jewish name... how much do I make a year? Well, how much do you make a year? Really!... Yale, I went to Yale..."
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4301
Registered: May-05
"Look, I'm very sorry I wasn't here this afternoon. What can I say? My wife was poisoned and taken to the hospital... Well, what would cut any ice with you?... A bribe? Sure, can you be here in a half an hour? All right. Cash, no problem."
 

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Username: Thx_3417

Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4302
Registered: May-05
"We both had done the math. Kelly added it all up and... knew she had to let me go. I added it up, and knew that I had... lost her. 'cos I was never gonna get off that island. I was gonna die there, totally alone. I was gonna get sick, or get injured or something. The only choice I had, the only thing I could control was when, and how, and where it was going to happen. So... I made a rope and I went up to the summit, to hang myself. I had to test it, you know? Of course. You know me. And the weight of the log, snapped the limb of the tree, so I-I - , I couldn't even kill myself the way I wanted to. I had power over *nothing*. And that's when this feeling came over me like a warm blanket. I knew, somehow, that I had to stay alive. Somehow. I had to keep breathing. Even though there was no reason to hope. And all my logic said that I would never see this place again. So that's what I did. I stayed alive. I kept breathing. And one day my logic was proven all wrong because the tide came in, and gave me a sail. And now, here I am. I'm back. In Memphis, talking to you. I have ice in my glass... And I've lost her all over again. I'm so sad that I don't have Kelly. But I'm so grateful that she was with me on that island. And I know what I have to do now. I gotta keep breathing. Because tomorrow the sun will rise. Who knows what the tide could bring?"
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4303
Registered: May-05
"You look lost."
 

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Username: Wingmanalive

A pic is worth 1000 posts!!

Post Number: 9123
Registered: Jun-06
Dustin....

Storm of the century
 

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Username: Thx_3417

Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4304
Registered: May-05
"I do?"
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4305
Registered: May-05
"Where're you headed?"
 

Gold Member
Username: Wingmanalive

A pic is worth 1000 posts!!

Post Number: 9124
Registered: Jun-06
^^^ Money pit and Cast away....
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4306
Registered: May-05
"Well, I was just about to figure that out."
 

Gold Member
Username: Wingmanalive

A pic is worth 1000 posts!!

Post Number: 9125
Registered: Jun-06
Dustin. I cheated on yours lol. Cocoon's are in my head tho.
 

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Username: Thx_3417

Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4307
Registered: May-05
"Well, that's 83 South. And this road here will hook you up with I-40 East. If you turn right, that'll take you to Amarillo, Flagstaff, California. And if you head back that direction, you'll find a whole lot of nothing all the way to Canada."
 

Gold Member
Username: Wingmanalive

A pic is worth 1000 posts!!

Post Number: 9126
Registered: Jun-06
I like just about every Tom Hanks movie. Even Joe versus the volcano. Kinda grew on me.
 

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Username: Thx_3417

Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4308
Registered: May-05
LOL, no I'm not mate I'm just having a good ole bit of harmless fun with this one mate. Where is that guy? I thought he was tiring to set an Ecoustics thread post count record.
 

Gold Member
Username: Wingmanalive

A pic is worth 1000 posts!!

Post Number: 9127
Registered: Jun-06
"I know he can get the job but can he do the job! I'm not arguing that with you, I'm not arguing that with you!"



 

Gold Member
Username: Wingmanalive

A pic is worth 1000 posts!!

Post Number: 9128
Registered: Jun-06
He'll be back. Suprised admin archived the thread. Means it might stick lol.
 

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Username: Thx_3417

Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4309
Registered: May-05
CastAway is my personal favourite I, understand when Chuck is lost in the middle of the U.S. towards the end of the film, because it was like the size of the ocean he had to travel. If you moved the U.S. from point A to point B it would take up the entire Atlantic Ocean.
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4310
Registered: May-05
"I got it."
 

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Username: Thx_3417

Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4311
Registered: May-05
"All right, then. Good luck, cowboy."
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4312
Registered: May-05
"Thank You."
Upload
 

Gold Member
Username: Wingmanalive

A pic is worth 1000 posts!!

Post Number: 9129
Registered: Jun-06
Good movie. Symbolism drives all great movies. I remember having to read "Lord of the flies" in school. When they made the movie it shocked me how differently I had invisioned everything as opposed to how a director did. That's why it's always better to read the book first, you get "your" version of the story. Then when the movie comes out you can compare.
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4313
Registered: May-05
Upload
"FIRE!!"
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4314
Registered: May-05
The book has to be compressed for time, unless they intend to make it the same length of the book, whew that would be long.
 

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Username: Thx_3417

Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4315
Registered: May-05
"We did everything just the way grownups would have. Why didn't it work? Things would be much better here if it wasn't for him. I wish he was dead."
 

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Username: Thx_3417

Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4316
Registered: May-05
"We might have to live here for a long time! Maybe the rest of our lives! If we *are* stuck here until we get old, then we can't go on acting like kids! We've got to be sensible and make things work!"
 

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Username: Thx_3417

Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4317
Registered: May-05
"My father often talked of things being revealed - that was true invention, he said. Revealing something's use, and magnifying it; discovering its imperfections, improving it, and putting it to work for you. God had left the world incomplete, he said, and it was man's job to understand how it worked, to tinker with it, and to finish it. I think that was why he hated missionaries so much - because they taught people to put up with their earthly burdens. For father, there were no burdens that couldn't be fitted with a set of wheels, or rudders, or a system of pulleys."
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4318
Registered: May-05
"Counselor! Come out, come out, wherever you are!"
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4319
Registered: May-05
"I understand, I'm not your type, too many tattoos. Thing is, there isn't much to do in prison except desecrate your flesh."
 

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Username: Thx_3417

Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4320
Registered: May-05
"Should ZEALOUSLY represent his client within the bounds of the law." I find you guilty, counselor! Guilty of betrayin' your fellow man! Guilty of betrayin' your country and abrogatin' your oath! Guilty of judgin' me and sellin' me out! With the power vested in me by the kingdom of God, I sentence you to the Ninth Circle of Hell! Now you will learn about loss! Loss of freedom! Loss of humanity! Now you and I will truly be the same..."
 

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Username: Thx_3417

Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4321
Registered: May-05
"Oh, n-n-n-nothing, but when you first came to Casablanca, I thought..."
 

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Username: Thx_3417

Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4322
Registered: May-05
"You must remember this / A kiss is still a kiss / A sigh is just a sigh / The fundamental things apply / As time goes by. / And when two lovers woo, / They still say, "I love you" / On that you can rely / No matter what the future brings-..."
 

Gold Member
Username: Thx_3417

Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4323
Registered: May-05
"Sam, I thought I told you never to play-..."
 

Gold Member
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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4324
Registered: May-05
"Are you one of those people who cannot imagine the Germans in their beloved Paris?"
 

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Username: Thx_3417

Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4325
Registered: May-05
"It's not particularly my beloved Paris."
 

Gold Member
Username: Thx_3417

Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4326
Registered: May-05
"Can you imagine us in London?"
 

Gold Member
Username: Thx_3417

Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4327
Registered: May-05
"When you get there, ask me!"
 

Gold Member
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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4328
Registered: May-05
"Hmmh! Diplomatist!"
 

Gold Member
Username: Thx_3417

Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4329
Registered: May-05
"How about New York?"
 

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Username: Thx_3417

Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4330
Registered: May-05
"Well there are certain sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade."
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4331
Registered: May-05
"How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that. Someday they may be scarce. You know, now I think I shall pay a call on Yvonne. Maybe get her on the rebound. Hmm?"
 

Gold Member
Username: Thx_3417

Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4332
Registered: May-05
"When it comes to women, you're a true democrat. "
 

Gold Member
Username: Thx_3417

Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4333
Registered: May-05
"What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?"
 

Gold Member
Username: Thx_3417

Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4334
Registered: May-05
"My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters."
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4335
Registered: May-05
"The waters? What waters? We're in the desert."
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4336
Registered: May-05
"I was misinformed."
 

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Username: Thx_3417

Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4337
Registered: May-05
"A lonely breed. Hard men, proud men. Not too proud to cry nor shed a tear. The living embodiment of the American cowboy tradition. Ladies and gentleman, we are gathered here today to honor this great native American son his gave his life for a cause so vital to us all. Like so many great Americans before him had. As you can see, these truckers, are going to start passing paying their respects to their loss comrade, the Rubber Duck. In their Macks, their Jimmies, K-Woppers, fruitliners, garbage trucks, dump trucks and even limosines. Truckers all. From the covered wagons and trains to the 18-wheelers that keeps this country alive. This controlled individualism, made this cause so vital, that I promise to take it to Washington and present to the Senate myself."
 

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Username: Thx_3417

Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4338
Registered: May-05
"As some of you may have heard, there is a hurricane warning tonight. Well, Rangers do not wait on good weather. Rangers do not wait for bright sun shiny days. Oh, no. Rangers are trained to operate in the worst possible conditions, and takes those conditions and turns them against their enemies. You each have one rifle, one side arm, and one white phosphorous grenade. This is a live E&E, so please keep those weapons safetied, so you are not to shoot off your nonexistent d!cks."
 

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Username: Thx_3417

Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4339
Registered: May-05
"The French tried to build a canal here before the Americans. At the height of their effort, 500 workers were dyin' a week from malaria and yellow fever. They couldn't come up with cemetary space fast enough. Not to mention the morale problem all those crosses would have made. So they bought shiploads of vinegar in Cuba, and in each barrel, they sealed one corpse, and then they sold them as medical cadavers all over Europe. And for a while, that was their principal source of profit. You see, this place has always had a special was of dealin' with profit and death."
 

Gold Member
Username: Thx_3417

Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4340
Registered: May-05
"Nick, when you recollect your childhood, are your recollections pleasing to you?"
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4341
Registered: May-05
"Number 1, I don't remember how often I used to jerk off, but it was a lot. Number 2, I wasn't pissed off at my dad, even when I was old enough to know what he and mom were doing in the bedroom. Number 3, I don't look in the toilet before I flush it. Number 4, I haven't wet my bed for a long time. Number 5, why don't the two of you go f_uck yourselves; I'm outta here."
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4342
Registered: May-05
"Did you kill Mr Boz, Miss Tramell?"
 

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Username: Thx_3417

Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4343
Registered: May-05
"I'd have to be pretty stupid to write a book about killing and then kill him the way I described in my book. I'd be announcing myself as the killer. I'm not stupid."
 

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Username: Thx_3417

Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4344
Registered: May-05
"Did you ever do drugs with Mr. Boz?"
 

Gold Member
Username: Thx_3417

Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4345
Registered: May-05
"Sure."
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4346
Registered: May-05
"What kind of drugs?"
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4347
Registered: May-05
"I'm right here, but you've gotta shoot straight!"
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4348
Registered: May-05
"Straight doesn't seem to be good enough! Now it's my turn! I'm going to give you a few seconds before I come."
 

Gold Member
Username: Thx_3417

Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4349
Registered: May-05
"Do you make up these questions, Mr. Holden? Or do they write 'em down for you?"
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4350
Registered: May-05
"They're just questions, Leon. In answer to your query they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response. (pause) Shall we continue?"
 

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Username: Wingmanalive

A pic is worth 1000 posts!!

Post Number: 9137
Registered: Jun-06
Thread starter has officially left the building lol.
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4351
Registered: May-05
"I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it? It's like when you put your head to the grass and you can hear the growin' and you can hear the insects. Do you like Beethoven?"
 

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Username: Thx_3417

Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4352
Registered: May-05
"Tony, you've killed for us in the past, and we've always been satisfied, which is why it's very hard for me to come down here today. One of my men was killed today in your territory, and the chinks tell me the killer was of the... Italian persuasion. Now, wait, there's more. You'll love this. Not two hours later, a little twelve-year-old girl comes to my building, armed to the teeth with the sole intention of sending me straight to the morgue. And guess who comes to get her? The very same Italian hit man."
 

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Username: Thx_3417

Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4353
Registered: May-05
"You're not going to lose me. You've given me a taste for life. I wanna be happy. Sleep in a bed, have roots. And you'll never be alone again, Mathilda. Please, go now, baby, go. Calm down, go now, go."
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4354
Registered: May-05
"Hey, what the f_uck is going on up there? I said take the guy out, not the whole f_ucking building!"
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4355
Registered: May-05
"Leave it to me. We're checking out."
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4356
Registered: May-05
"OK. My family they got shot down by D.E.A. officers because of a drug problem. I left with the greatest guy on earth. He was a hitman, the best in town, but he died this morning. And if you don't help me, I'll be dead by tonight."
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4357
Registered: May-05
"All right, pop quiz. Airport. Gunman with one hostage. He's using her for cover; he's almost to a plane. You're a hundred feet away. Jack?"
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4358
Registered: May-05
"Shoot the hostage."
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4359
Registered: May-05
"Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?"
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4360
Registered: May-05
"Did you know it took me three hours to get here from the airport? I got so lost. LA's one big place, but I guess you don't notice, seeing as you live here. Im such a yokel, there I said it!"
 

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Username: Thx_3417

Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4361
Registered: May-05
"Just think about it. Our whole world is sitting there on a computer. It's in the computer, everything: your, your DMV records, your, your social security, your credit cards, your medical records. It's all right there. Everyone is stored in there. It's like this little electronic shadow on each and everyone of us, just, just begging for someone to screw with, and you know what? They've done it to me, and you know what? They're gonna do it to you."
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4362
Registered: May-05
"I just don't, I don't understand. Why me? Why me? I am nobody. I am nothing. They knew, they knew everything about me. They knew. They knew what I ate, they knew what I drank, they knew what movies that I watch, they knew, they knew, they knew what, where I was from, they knew what cigarettes I used to smoke, and, and, and everything they, they did, they must have watched on the, on the Internet, I don't know, watched my credit cards? Our whole lives are on the computer, and they knew, they knew that I could be vanished. They knew that nobody would care, that nobody would understand, and that you would, that it wouldn't matter anymore."
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4363
Registered: May-05
"She lives beyond the grace of God, a wanderer in the outer darkness. She is "vampyr", "nosferatu". These creatures do not die like the bee after the first sting, but instead grow strong and become immortal once infected by another nosferatu. So, my friends we fight not one beast but legions that go on age after age after age, feeding on the blood of the living."
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4364
Registered: May-05
"We are dealing with forces beyond all human experience, and enormous power. So guard her well. Otherwise, your precious Lucy will become a b!tch of the Devil! A whore of darkness!"
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4365
Registered: May-05
"Hello everyone, nice to see you. I am your detective for the evening. Please don't leave the premises."
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4366
Registered: May-05
"For someone who was never meant for this world, I must confess I'm suddenly having a hard time leaving it. Of course, they say every atom in our bodies was once part of a star. Maybe I'm not leaving... maybe I'm going home."
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4367
Registered: May-05
"After 20 years, you analyze a lot. You remember people, heroism. "The Miracle of the Andes", that's what they called it. Many people come up to me and say that had they been there, they surely would have died. But it makes no sense, because until you're in a... situation like that... you... you have no idea... how you'd behave. To be affronted by solitude without decadence or a... single material thing to prostitute it elevates you to a sprititual plane, where I felt the presence of God. Now, there's the God they taught about me about at school. And there is the God that's hidden by what surrounds us in this civilization. That's the God I met on the mountain."
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4368
Registered: May-05
"Between these mountains somewhere there's a green valley. See those mountains over there? There's no snow on them."
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4369
Registered: May-05
"Those mountains must be fifty miles away. You think you can walk fifty miles?"
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4370
Registered: May-05
"If we have to, we will."
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4371
Registered: May-05
"I can't."
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4372
Registered: May-05
"Yes you can."
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4373
Registered: May-05
"I can't. I'm not as strong as you."
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4374
Registered: May-05
"Do you know what it is that we've lived this long the way we have? Seventy days? It's impossible. It's impossible and we did it. I'm proud to be a man on a day like this. Alive. That I lived to see it, and see it in such a place. Take it in. I love you, man. It's beautiful. It's God. And it'll carry us over every stone, I swear."
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4375
Registered: May-05
"And so we were saved. Nando and Canessa breached the Andes and we were saved. Later a group went back and buried the bodies. They built a rough stone altar by the grave and on top of it, they placed an iron cross. There's nothing more I can tell you. We were brought together by a grand experience."
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4376
Registered: May-05
"Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down to the pond and chasing bluegills and tommycocks. This shark, swallow you whole. No shakin', no tenderizin', down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing."
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4377
Registered: May-05
"Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb."
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4378
Registered: May-05
"They caught A shark, not THE shark. Big difference. Not the shark that killed Chrissie Watkins... and probably not the shark that killed the little boy... which I wanted to prove today, by cutting the shark open..."
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4379
Registered: May-05
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4380
Registered: May-05
"Hooper, what exactly can you do with these things of yours?"
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4381
Registered: May-05
"Well, I think I can pump 20 cc's of strictnine nitrate into him, if I can get close enough."
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4382
Registered: May-05
"Can you get this little needle through his skin?"
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4383
Registered: May-05
"No, I can't do that. But if I can get him close enough to this cage, I think that I can get him in the mouth or the eye..."}
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4384
Registered: May-05
"That shark will rip that cage to pieces!"
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4385
Registered: May-05
"YOU GOT ANY BETTER SUGGESTIONS?"
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4386
Registered: May-05
"I just found out, that a girl got killed here last week, and you knew it! You knew there was a shark out there! You knew it was dangerous! But you let people go swimming anyway? You knew all those things! But still my boy is dead now. And there's nothing you can do about it. My boy is dead. I wanted you to know that."
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4387
Registered: May-05
"I'm sorry, Martin. She's wrong."
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4388
Registered: May-05
"No, she's not."
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4389
Registered: May-05
"Larry, the summer is over. You're the mayor of "shark city". These people think you want the beaches open."
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4390
Registered: May-05
"Mr. Vaughn, what we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks, and that's all. Now, why don't you take a long, close look at this sign."
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4391
Registered: May-05
"Those proportions are correct."
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4392
Registered: May-05
"Love to prove that, wouldn't ya? Get your name into the National Geographic."
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4393
Registered: May-05
"Martin, it's his birthday tomorrow!"
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4394
Registered: May-05
"I don't want him out on the water!"
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4395
Registered: May-05
"He is not out on the water, he is in a boat! He's not going to go in the water! I don't think he'll ever go in again after what happened yesterday."
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4396
Registered: May-05
"Now don't say that. You know I don't want that. I just want him to read the boating regulations, make sure he understands before he takes it out..."
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4397
Registered: May-05
"Michael! Did you hear your father? Out of the water now! NOW!"
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4398
Registered: May-05
"You're only supposed to blow the bl_oody doors off!"
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4399
Registered: May-05
"That's Lyle. He's my computer genius. You know he's who really invented Napster? At least that's how Lyle tells it. Said Shawn Fanning was his roommate in college and stole his idea. I think it's his first time riding that bike, though."
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4400
Registered: May-05
"That's Left Ear. Demolition and explosives. When he was ten, he put one too many M-80s in the toilet bowl... lost the hearing in his right ear. He's been blowing stuff up ever since."
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4401
Registered: May-05
"Handsome Rob. Premier wheel man. Once drove all the way from Los Angeles just so he could set the record for longest freeway chase. You know he got 110 love letters sent to his jail cell from women who saw him on the news?"
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4402
Registered: May-05
"It's a big stereo. Speakers so loud, they blow women's clothes off!"
 

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Username: Wingmanalive

A pic is worth 1000 posts!!

Post Number: 9146
Registered: Jun-06
Archived twice! Must be a record in that timeframe lol!
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4405
Registered: May-05
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Call Guinness.

It is a record breaker!

Record Breaker,
If you're the tallest, the smallest,
If you're the fattest, the thinest, if you always win it,
Your the fastest, the slowest, if you really go,
Then you're a record breaker, a record maker,
You're a record breaker.

If you're the best, the worst, longest immersed,
If you're the base, the ace, furthest in space,
If you can score, more, that a herbivore,
Then you're a record breaker, you're a record maker,
You're a record breaker.

If you can fly like a bird,
If you can play the highest note, ever heard,
If you could swim the Atlantic,
Then the records, mmm, they would go frantic.

If you're the rarest, the fairest, grown the longest hair,
If you're oldest, the boldest, got the most gold,
If you're the newest, the fewest, largest tattoo,
Then you're a record breaker, you're a record maker,
You're a record breaker.

If you could lift, twenty tonnes,
If you could score, ninety-nine thousand runs,
The whole sporting world, would applaud it,
The McWhirters, mmm, they would record it.

If you're the wildest, the mildest, cleverest child,
If you're the strongest, longest, never been wrong,
If you're the latest, the greatest, then you can state,
That you're a record breaker, you're a record maker,
You're a record breaker.
 

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Username: Cenus

Hicksville, Ohio

Post Number: 3384
Registered: Jan-05
HOLY FVCKIN SHITT this thread is crazy, but your the winner paul, now whats your address so you can recieve your prize.
 

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Username: Extrmndor3

Post Number: 6588
Registered: Feb-06
coocoon yoru a fu-cking hom0... scunt..


respect other peoples shyt...

you fu-cking dumbshyt now i have to start all ovoer again
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4408
Registered: May-05
No you lose! USA 1 United Kingdom 10 you lose!
 

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Username: Extrmndor3

Post Number: 6590
Registered: Feb-06
good cuz im not from the USA...


USA 1 United Kingdom 10 MEXICO 99999



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my sign :-)
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OH yess i did and it feels so good...
 

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Username: Wingmanalive

A pic is worth 1000 posts!!

Post Number: 9149
Registered: Jun-06
Send the marshmallow to the needy.
 

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Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 4409
Registered: May-05
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Registered: May-05
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