Understanding women!

 

Silver Member
Username: Motomattic3

Post Number: 528
Registered: Oct-06
its simply impossible but this is as close as you'll get

WOMEN - A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS
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Element: Women
Symbol: Wo
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: Accepted at 53.6 kg, but known to vary between 40 &
200 kg
Occurences: Copious quantities in all urban areas
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Surface usually covered in painted film.
2. Boils at nothing; freezes without known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Has a great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious
stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no know
reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly when
saturated in alcohol.
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USES:
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
3. Very effective cleaning agent.
TESTS:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
HAZARDS:
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained
at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct
contact with each other.
 

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Username: Project6

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Registered: Dec-03
 

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Username: Leew

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Upload
 

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Username: James1115

Use a simple...

Post Number: 9372
Registered: Dec-04
NICE
 

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Username: Wingmanalive

A pic is worth 1000 words

Post Number: 4205
Registered: Jun-06
Lol. Lighten up Jen.
 

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Username: Denali_on_22s

Hit you in the chest m...

Post Number: 1600
Registered: Feb-06
haha good stuff
 

Gold Member
Username: Arande2

Extreme SQ FTW

Post Number: 1814
Registered: Dec-06
Looks like Tiny Tim is on fire again.

I better go put him out.
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