Stupid stuff in movies...

 

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Username: Wolfman1966

WEST MONROE , LOUISIANA USA

Post Number: 1448
Registered: Jan-06
ok, things in movies that make no sense whatsoever...like..

1>a car goes over a cliff, and blows up in midair...there is no reason for the car to blow up, it just went airborne, it should blow up when it hits bottom.

2>When the bad guys in a movie all have machine guns, but evidently have terrible aim...they never hit the good guy, and he takes them all out with a semi-auto pistol that for some reason NEVER needs reloading.

3>Cars in movies that, no matter where they get hit, front,back , side, roof , whatever....they go up in flames....I saw this one the other day, a truck blasts through a police roadblock, hitting both cars in the front, and they both explode....funny I thought in most cars, the gas tank was in back...
any other ones anyone can think of?
 

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Username: Redliner

Wilmington, Ma

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Registered: Jun-05
how about in almost any movie with any fight scenes that the bad guys always look so mean and nasty and tough but then they fight the good guys and they take the out like 10 to 1 like there not even there
 

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Username: Project6

Post Number: 12141
Registered: Dec-03
Don't forget the TV show "The A-Team"...all those firing guns and nobody ever gets shot/gets hit with a bullet.

Then there's "The Dukes of Hazard". All those ravines being jumped by the General Lee.


Things that don't make sense...come on man...that's Hollywoood!
 

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Username: I_likes_da_bass

Bentonville, AR USA

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Registered: Jun-06
I always love how cars get shot in movies and it's like the car just bats it off like a person swatting a fly. You might see a little spark but rarely any actual bullet penetration or paint scratches.
 

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Username: Luisdelbronx

Bronx, NY USA

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Registered: Jan-06
How about in some movies people take huge falls and it doesnt really hurt them. it happens alot in fight scenes too.
 

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Username: Basshead86

FTW

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lara croft holding 2.....2 50 Cal Deagles....and she can fire them accurately....riiiight
 

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Username: Basshead86

FTW

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or people holding Deagles sideways and taking out everyone....riiiight. lmao
 

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Username: Rideredder

Cornell, IL USA

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Registered: Sep-05
Cars squeeling the tires on dirt.
 

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Username: Shortysetnies

Rock Vegas, NC US

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/\/\ Haha thats great
 

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Username: Wingmanalive

Nj US

Post Number: 2491
Registered: Jun-06
Any chase scene when a car is about to slam into a parked car and it gets "ramped" up behind and sails over the parked car without the parked car even moving!!!
 

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Username: Rovin

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^^^ 4 real ,man ! i saw that on every episode of CHiPs


how about on Walker texas ranger or XINA where a dozen ppl attack but hey the hero/heroine always kicks their @sses ....
 

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Username: Wolfman1966

WEST MONROE , LOUISIANA USA

Post Number: 1460
Registered: Jan-06
You realize, when a dozen or more people attack the hero, they attack no more than one or two at a time....if they got smart and all attacked at once...well..no more hero....lol
 

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Username: Shortysetnies

Rock Vegas, NC US

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there is a pretty funny clip of mike vallely taking on 3-4 guys because they were talking sh!t to him. He kicked their @sses
 

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Username: Project6

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The main characters ALWAYS get the best parking spots right in front of the place they need to be.
 

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Username: Shortysetnies

Rock Vegas, NC US

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or they always get the girl. no matter how odd/wierd/ugly/stupid he is.
 

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Username: Nyyfan13

Fi SSD USA

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Registered: Jul-06
these are the reasons they are called movies...they are fake, wel atleast most of them. without half of these things, we wouldnt watch them
 

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Username: Project6

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Registered: Dec-03
Is this why you haven't watched "The Godfather"???
 

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Username: The_image_dynamic

San Diego

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Registered: Dec-06
LOL, great responses. What I hate is the way actors drink a beer without tilting their head back like any normal person does, and also that stupid way they do the "wrap-around" when they take off their glasses. Seriously, try to drink a whole beer without tilting your head back, all you'll wind up with is a bottle full of foam. Bugs the f!ck outta me that Hollywood is so formulaic and they won't break it for anything.
 

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Username: Project6

Post Number: 12204
Registered: Dec-03
Love the old westerns and their six shooters that never run out of bullets.

Charlie Chan portrayed by a not so Chinese actor.

Cops hiding behind their car doors in a shoot out, like the car door is going to stop a bullet.
 

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Username: Nuck

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Shooting a lock off with a handgun.
 

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Username: Luisdelbronx

Bronx, NY USA

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Registered: Jan-06
in every movie everybodies f@rt sounds the same..thats pretty dumb..why not make new sound effects like family guy and southpark do. how hard can it be to put a mic to your back side and f@rt or even fake some lol...
 

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Username: Nyyfan13

Fi SSD USA

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hhaha berny, im getting around to it
 

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Username: Livin_loud

18 of Love Fi Audio

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obviously fake added computer animation

redundant sound fx

sound fx that don't match what you see

predictable plots
 

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Username: Project6

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You must hate "The Lord of the Rings"
 

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Username: Nyyfan13

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thats another one i havent seen berny
 

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Username: Project6

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Not until you have seen "The Godfather". Don't let other things distract you man. You don't want to end up like Fredo. And I do not mean Frodo the Hobbit. I mean Fredo Corleone...

And don't anybody tell him who that one is.
 

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Username: Nyyfan13

Fi SSD USA

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im guessing fredo is from the godfather. just a guess. but i cant watch it this weekend, hopefully next weekend. how long is it? isnt it like 3 hours long?
 

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Username: Project6

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Username: James1115

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wow Yanks, Drivingreckless hasnt seen it either. Go check it out:-) great movie, great great movie!!
 

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Username: Wingmanalive

Nj US

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You need a full day. The trilogy could set you back like 7+ hrs.
 

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Username: James1115

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IMO the only ones worth watching are the first 2.
 

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Username: Cavsmaxima

New York United States

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yeah the first one is aweosme. And the other ones are ok.
 

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Username: Nyyfan13

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d_mn, sounds like i have a long day in front of my soon. im looking forward to watching them eventually
 

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Username: Rovin

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ULTRA-VIOLET - Just saw it 1st time ever & this is exactly what we r talking about here , 1 person kicking azz of 12 or more ppl

BTW - didint understand some parts of this movie & i was left wondering wtf ......
 

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Username: Wolfman1966

WEST MONROE , LOUISIANA USA

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Registered: Jan-06
in Ultra-Violet...she was a super-human...so it could make sense. However I thought the movie sucked anyway.
 

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Username: Project6

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That movie was horribly sucked.
 

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Username: Wolfman1966

WEST MONROE , LOUISIANA USA

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Registered: Jan-06
i can name worse...House of the Dead, Hostel, Bloodrayne, Napoleon Dynamite.
 

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Username: Motomattic3

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i just saw ultravoilet tonight and it sucked azz i couldn't really follow the story line, and it never fully made since. there was no character build up or anything so all in all it was pretty dull.
 

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Username: Rovin

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i must admit though - when the Ultraviolet movie began rolling & saw PG rating which said brief nud!ty & i was soooooo hoping to see her t!ties or something but dunno if i missed it since ididnt see sh!t ........
 

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Username: Arande2

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What about when there's a small explosion and everyone goes flying off into the middle of nowhere?
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