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Oh no you Didn't... eat my Thin Mints

 

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Username: The_image_dynamic

San Diego, California

Post Number: 5881
Registered: Dec-06
Missing Girl Scout Cookies Leads To Beat Down
February 22, 2011

Naples, FL -- Hersha Howard was arrested on assault charges early Sunday morning after reportedly beating another woman's ass over a box of Girl Scout cookies. But these weren't just any Girl Scout cookies... we're talking Thin Mints!

Police say Howard entered her roommate's bedroom that morning and accused the sleeping woman of eating her cookies. The victim denied it, claiming she fed the cookies to Howard's kids who were up, and hungry, at 1 a.m. She then reportedly offered to pay Howard $10 for the cookies. Apparently in no mood to haggle, Howard refused the cash and got busy with the bitch slappin'.

As the two struggled, the victim's husband managed to pry Howard off his wife, allowing the alleged cookie thief to escape the bedroom. Armed with a pair of scissors, police say Howard chased after the woman, following her down the stairs in a "threatening manner." She soon traded the scissors for a board and commenced to beating the woman with it.

The fight spilled into the kitchen, where the victim's husband intervened once again. After the two women were separated, the victim fled the house. Howard, still full of piss and vinegar, followed. She got her hands on some sort of sign and the beat down continued. Hell hath no fury like a woman deprived of her snacks...

Howard, 31, was booked into the Collier County Jail on charges of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill.
 

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Username: Pitbullguy

The Chicago area

Post Number: 4842
Registered: Oct-06
Samoas mother f@#$er. Period. End of discussion.
 

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Username: Rovin

1 15 = 153 DBs ...Trinidad & T...

Post Number: 16917
Registered: Jul-05
''''Howard refused the cash and got busy with the bitch slappin'. ''''

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Username: The_image_dynamic

San Diego, California

Post Number: 5883
Registered: Dec-06
Ehren: I know right? Thin Mints would be my last choice, although they aren't bad.

Rovin: That cracked me up too, and also "She soon traded the scissors for a board and commenced to beating the woman with it."

 

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Username: Wingmanalive

Www.stainles... .ecrater.com

Post Number: 24428
Registered: Jun-06

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Samoas







Tell me that's slang for Smores and I'll be be ROLFing for hours.
 

Platinum Member
Username: Nyyfan13

Northern VA

Post Number: 12069
Registered: Jul-06
Samoas is slang for b0ner-city because they are effing delicious.

With that said, I'd be doing 25 to life if someone touched my Tag-Alongs.
 

Diamond Member
Username: Wingmanalive

Www.stainles... .ecrater.com

Post Number: 24436
Registered: Jun-06
Is this turning gay?



God I hope not.
 

Gold Member
Username: The_image_dynamic

San Diego, California

Post Number: 5885
Registered: Dec-06
So isn't spelled "not", Paul.
 

Diamond Member
Username: Wingmanalive

Www.stainles... .ecrater.com

Post Number: 24441
Registered: Jun-06
Upload
 

Gold Member
Username: Pitbullguy

The Chicago area

Post Number: 4843
Registered: Oct-06
"and I want your co<k in my mouth" isn't spelled "Paul", Brad.
 

Gold Member
Username: Pitbullguy

The Chicago area

Post Number: 4844
Registered: Oct-06
This could be a fun game.
 

Platinum Member
Username: Nyyfan13

Northern VA

Post Number: 12070
Registered: Jul-06
"I like to suck c00ck and take it up my p00p shoot because I'm a turd burgalar" isn't spelled "This could be a fun game"

I had to get in on the action...of the game, not Ehren's extra curricular activities.
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