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Ok, whatever. Blah blah blah. If you're old enough you remember the rules. Just trying to keep E alive here.



If I had a hammer............
 

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...head shark chasing me, the webbed toes I was born with would finally come in handy. And once I escaped him, he'd be sorry, because now I could...
 

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finally build that gazebo in my back yard which has eluded me because of my insatiable hunger for......
 

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beer which i hide from my wife under my bar in the
 

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yacht which is located in the southern keys of Florida which is convenient place to push massive quantities of...
 

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...illegal, genetically engineered animal hybrids. With everything from south african hyena snakes, to australian kangroo tigers, the real danger in this occupation is not so much the legal repercussions, but rather the...
 

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enormous impact it has on Paris Hilton, because we all know her past record with sea otters is quite a tricky one seeing as...........
 

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she has never had a bath even 1 day in her her life so the otters r attracted to that smell , however she ......
 

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can't seem to fit an otter into her party life because they aren't fashionably.........................
 

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appropriate because they are so out of touch with style but with a little help.....
 

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from the evil midget with the 11 toes (yeppp had to brim HIM back ), she was able to..........
 

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take on a bukakke gangbang of 10 clowns while writing a biography that somehow will become a worldwide best seller, enabling her to start..
 

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her very own Oriental fast food franchise in the states called Cumbangmybox which offers, of all things, a..........
 

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bearded clam sauce,cream of sumyungguy,an chindropgoo, not to mention coupons for such things as...
 

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spark plugs and non fat dairy milk, which have recently tripled in price due to the revolt in Egypt, triggering a worldwide..........
 

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herpes outbreak between sexually active Canadian whores and a small tribe of Robert Downey Jr. followers inciting even more riots and...
 

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free slurpee giveaways in Kansas! Thankfully some volunteers in Georgia have rallied to collect enough......
 

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proceeds to add some quality alcohol to their drinks to bust through....
 

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the massive strain of puss filled carbuncles on the backs of hyenas and midgets causing...
 

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the largest power outage Topeka Kansas has ever seen, forcing neighboring towns to........hide ya kids, hide ya wife, hide ya kids, hide ya wife, hide ya kids, hide ya wife, and hide ya husbands cuz they raping everybody out here........which brings us to................
 

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those crazy grand parents who drank the monsterize formula and mutated into beasts beyond comprehension which forced action on the part of.....
 

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the Pillsbury dough boy, who just lost a fortune in the stock market when they revealed the new product........
 

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uh oh
 

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red alert, because one of the two biggest trolling retards on ecoustics who can never stfu and stop flaming the other retard, finally showed up to ruin this thread, proving that..
 

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some people never grow up
 

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.

Meanwhile, back at the man cave, there were seventeen....
 

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scandinavian muff divers sent to retrieve dorothys glass slippers,but when they got there...
 

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they realized that the slipper had been stolen by no one other than the Lucky Charms leprechaun because he...
 

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wannna to know where the gold at. He brought his magic leprechaun flute to ward off the evil spells of the...
 

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Geico gecko who promised lower insurance rates,but when he didnt deliver there became a worldwide...
 

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out of the blue came a goodyear blimp which was partially on fire dragging a sign that was endorsed by.....
 

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Conan and would randomly shoot out small pieces of....
 

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wood chips because that was the best way to..................
 

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prepare for a bbq of pig snout , rabbit ears & ....
 

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jelly beans, which happens to be the favorite snack of a well established.........
 

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Dwarf midget, with big hairy knuckles blood shot eyes an a rather large....
 

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1 15 = 153 DBs ...Trinidad & T...

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he is a cross dresses who watches "lifetime real women channel" alot because ...
 

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the economy of Pakistan is in the crapper because of a certain music video produced by the same morons who made.........
 

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with lathering up (w/ some heat) before nice 'man shave'.

He, w/ the help of his manly hammer, shaved his beard w/ the claw end of the hammer.
 

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and proceeded to castrate himself with the help of his mentally challenged.................
 

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Pittsburgh, Pa. Usa

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but when the lights turned on,all that was found was a empty bottle or Ms. Butterworths,a blow up doll,and a wallet belonging to...
 

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charlie sheen .......
 

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who decided to trash his career and start over in the family business of.......
 

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selling knives to cattle farmers in the mid west who used them to..
 

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throw them in the air to attempt a catch via their own teeth, hoping that one day..
 

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they would be world famous and not have too many life threratening injuries which sparked a resurgence....
 

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a bear in Canada was seen tap dancing to.........
 

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thriller and then other animals started popping up....
 

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New York

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and started doing the dougie which caused massive...
 

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Pittsburgh, Pa. Usa

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amounts of liquid flatulence and oily discharge,but stopped when...
 

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they took beano and got serious with their dancing and did the pe e weee herman......
 

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shuffle it caused an uproar due to the lack of peanuts in..........
 

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Pittsburgh, Pa. Usa

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airline flights,making passengers bring aboard....
 

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herpes, which ironically is related to the latest.........
 

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all the BS that has recently hit Haiti, which we all know is the prime location for.....
 

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El Paso, Texas

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Buccaneers
 

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Big Bird was plucking his own feathers due to a microbial infection in his wings sometimes known to trigger................
 

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Irritable bowel syndrome in petting zoo animals making it hard for people......
 

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the growing rash on a platypus's behind in Portland, the home of the....................
 

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New York

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wow what a story!
 

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New York

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(^ that got posted in the wrong thread lmao...let me continue story from Paul's post)

....Trailblazers and the toilets of the....
 

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got done posting on ecoustics
 

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Mickey mouse just picked up a wooden bat and........
 

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Atlantic City , , NJ

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Beet the hell out of mini mouse, because he caught her indulging in his crack stash and sharing it with bugz bunny and the rest of the loony toon characters while getting plowed at the same time by........
 

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and all high on "life" and willing to do anything to.....
 

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Atlantic City , , NJ

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see Jimi hendrix play kiss the sky, and party our azzes off while listening to the beat of..........
 

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1 15 = 153 DBs ...Trinidad & T...

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celine dion , meanwhile back in the white house obama was saying ____ ......
 

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im dead in the water for next election as the crowd was cheering.....
 

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because reports came in that someone just shot Justin Bieber in the back with a.......
 

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cold which is how i get treated around here and just dont know why i feel like...
 

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I need to supplement my diet with...............
 

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ghost peppers to liven up......
 

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Atlantic City , , NJ

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my performance in bed,latley the old ladys been bit.chen up a storm because every time....
 

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I fire off a shot I get the hiccups and forget my name for half an hour, which reminds me...........................
 

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1 15 = 153 DBs ...Trinidad & T...

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of charlie sheen who just got fired but he ____ .......
 

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just finished a bowl of his favorite soup........................
 

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when his girlfriends walked in and....
 

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Bam! Now it's time for naked twister, which is ironically illegal in.......
 

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the contract he signed,but his lawyer filed a motion to.....
 

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visions of fantastic flexible garlic laced.....
 

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lays to keep the vampires away.....
 

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from your jugular,and keep them more focused on.....
 

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finishing their taxes because if the government shuts down this weekend.........
 

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blood banks will too,making vampires even more.....
 

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finding out the true identity of............
 

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bake a cake using only flour and.......
 

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Atlanta, Ga

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aborted fetuses..........
 

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Pittsburgh, Pa. Usa

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of belgium prostitutes with webbed feet wondering eyes and.....
 

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a sniffle, brought on by yellow....
 

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fever. Not be confused with scarlet fever, but all of the colorful fevers are equally......
 

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painfull,but lets not forget how easy it is to contract....
 

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a Steeler virus simply by passing through the great city of Pittsburgh and stopping by...........................
 

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Anthony's Famous Pizza, but was disappointed when it didn't taste anything like a slice from a famous jersey pie, jerseys also famous for........
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