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Silver Member
Username: Justforhahas

Post Number: 356
Registered: Jul-08
CRAZY FACTS:

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)

If you far*ted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it !)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)

A pig's orga*sm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig..)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour (Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes.. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains (I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)
 

Diamond Member
Username: Bestmankind

Post Number: 22421
Registered: Oct-05
lol. nice.
 

Gold Member
Username: Big_edge_head

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Post Number: 2707
Registered: Mar-07
Oh damn. I'm left handed:-(
 

Gold Member
Username: Redliner

Wilmington, Ma

Post Number: 4492
Registered: Jun-05
lol that was funny keep them coming
 

Platinum Member
Username: Wingmanalive

A pic is worth 1000 posts!!

Post Number: 18298
Registered: Jun-06
What if you were a left handed elephant who just had s@x with that pig and needed to jump over a river of lava?
 

Platinum Member
Username: Rovin

1 15 = 149.5 DBsTrinidad & T...

Post Number: 14170
Registered: Jul-05
gr8 stuff .... ....kinda stuff i used to post a while back ....
 

Gold Member
Username: Bonhamd

Post Number: 1179
Registered: Nov-07
funny stuff

i enjoyed the commentary
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