These pop up from time to time. I read somewhere that ppl come up with half azz proof of sightings and then charge $500/day for guided tours looking for the beast. Hundreds of idiots flock to these "sightings" in hopes of seeing something......... anything. I'd rather buy a bridge.
Human DNA was found in the lab test of body tissue. Wouldn't that be hysterical of these assclowns ended up with murder charges? Who knows, there could be creatures out there that have remained hidden all these years. But these mysterious beings surely won't be found by these two guys lol. The blurry over and underexposed pics, the secrecy as to the location of the body, their insistence that only their hand-picked scientists can examine the remains... and just look at them:
What I always imagine Nick and Canaan's inbred neighbors Cletus and Pony Boy would look like
"Who knows, there could be creatures out there that have remained hidden all these years."
Yeah I mean new species' of insects and sea-life and whatnot are still discovered fairly commonly. But chances are, if there was a six-and-a-half foot tall, naked, hairy beast roaming a pretty specific area, someone by now would have caught bigfoot, or had Andrew Capps arrested arrested for public exposure and excessive body hair.