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Platinum Member
Username: The_image_dynamic

San Diego, California

Post Number: 3694
Registered: Dec-06
So today I am driving home from my backup girlfriends house and heading to get some food when all of a sudden I have the incredible feeling that I have to take a shit like, immediately. Now this wasn't the type of shit that can be taken in a public restroom and I was only a couple miles from home, so I floored it and headed up my street. I quickly realized that clenching your ass and working the gas and brake pedals is a balancing act that I wasn't going to win. Every stoplight was red just for the occasion of course, and at one point I thought I was going to have to let it go in my sweats and deal with the mess when I got home. But with some industrial strength clenching and sheer determination I bought myself a few sacred extra minutes and I made it home. As I walked briskly into my room I was thinking to myself "I wonder if my camera is charged up?", because this is going to be a pipe-laying session of momumental proportions. So I sit down and do my thing and two fücking inches plops out and I am done. I am sitting there yelling "what the fück, I raced all the way home for THAT?!?! Damn I hate when that happens Upload
 

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Username: Nd4spd18

Northwest PA

Post Number: 7259
Registered: Jul-06
 

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Username: Wingmanalive

A pic is worth 1000 posts!!

Post Number: 15754
Registered: Jun-06
And you were going to take pictures lol???????
 

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Username: Adddisorder

Palm Beach, Florida

Post Number: 6162
Registered: Jan-06
haha had that happen but not the last part.
 

Platinum Member
Username: Denali_on_22s

I get Bucks like Milwa...

Post Number: 5215
Registered: Feb-06
damn what a shame
 

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Username: Van_man

Boston South, MA

Post Number: 3796
Registered: Mar-06
you probly waited too long, and it migrated to your head to join the rest of it.
 

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Username: Lklives

Post Number: 15220
Registered: Jan-06
Really having a boring day huh!
 

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Username: Nyyfan13

15 MAG USA

Post Number: 9181
Registered: Jul-06
Reading that made me realize I have to go p00p now.
 

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Username: Bernymac

Cambodia

Post Number: 3845
Registered: Sep-04
lmfao, welcome to my world brad.
 

Diamond Member
Username: Wingmanalive

A pic is worth 1000 posts!!

Post Number: 15766
Registered: Jun-06
Lol.



Don't you hate confusing bowl movements with gas?


All that anticipation and no reward.



At least it's easier on the TP lol.
 

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Username: Rovin

1 15 = 149.1DBsTrinidad & T...

Post Number: 13509
Registered: Jul-05
ooohh u fugger - thats a nasty story ....
 

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Username: Big_edge_head

Milwaukee, Wisconsin MY SUBS GET ...

Post Number: 1869
Registered: Mar-07
lmao. Thats a pretty sick story Brad. haha
 

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Username: Pitbullguy

The Chicago area

Post Number: 3055
Registered: Oct-06
wow this thread sh!ts all over my deodorant thread.
 

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Username: Chaunb3400

All he does is catch t..., Alabama U.S.

Post Number: 14129
Registered: Jul-05
lololololol
 

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Username: Stateprop486

PA

Post Number: 1390
Registered: Jan-08
damn and i thought i was the only one.
 

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Username: Bernymac

Cambodia

Post Number: 3847
Registered: Sep-04
Damn brad, I just took one of the best sh!ts ever. It came out so easily and a good amount too. I feel relieved, as if I have more energy.
 

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Username: Cblaze

Rock island, Tenesssee Us

Post Number: 1987
Registered: Sep-07
lmfao
 

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Username: Redliner

Wilmington, Ma

Post Number: 4192
Registered: Jun-05
lmfao brad this has to be one of the funniest threads ive ever seen
 

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Username: Big_edge_head

Milwaukee, Wisconsin MY SUBS GET ...

Post Number: 1885
Registered: Mar-07
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Must of been one deadly sh!t Upload
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