alright i know a guy who is about 150lbs and hasnt smoked weed in about 6 months then he smoked once on monday and had a piss test on thurday he smoked 1 blunt, he drank some water but not like a gallon do ya think he has a chance to pass?
it only stays in the body for one month if you are a serious smoker, THC is stored in fat cells so in theory the less fat he is the less will be stored in his body, tell him to run alot try to sweat it out and drink lots of water
if he wasnt a serious smoker it should have been out of his system in about 7 days. Like Dok said 21-30 days for a serious smoker. He is a moron for smoking so close to a test.
ive heard taking non time release Niacin helps will make you pass is by making you sweat balls. take it at night when you sleep. its where the vitamins are found
all that would of been great but he already took the test, he didnt know it was so close to the test its all at random and he just took one 2 weeks before.
Funny. I remember applying for a job in the past and I was like one of 10 applicants. One dumg sob actually had the balls to ask for a week's notice on any drug tests. 5-6 others chimmed in with their interests in the notice. I kept my mouth shut. Obviously I got the job.
I heard about goldenseal about 13 years ago I didnt think it worked it was a myth in high school that people said worked. The detox tea does infact work it cleanses your body of toxins. Water is the best out there. I have also heard a shot of vinegar a day will do it but who knows. I also heard if you put a penny in your mouth the breahtalizer wont work lol
Your best bet is Azos. They make you piss orange. My friends had to pass a test so they bought some. They are made to clean your urinary tract. Kinda cool if you ask me. Then again, it would have sucked if he went to his test and pissed orange, haha.
I tell ya...you have to take piss from somebody else (like from brother or friend ) and cheat the doctor (btw. anyway you will not piss on front of the doctor ,so you have time to change the bottle...)
well,this I know...You have to hold it all morning or w.e. on your body (tight it with belt or something and that bottle have to be from tiny stuff),then temperature will be the same like your body...trust me I did it and all my friends too...
Come on guys, you are grasping at straws here. The temperature of your urine is not taken during a drug test.
The use of another person's urine is not going to happen during a "random" test. Unless you make it a habit of carrying around some one else's urine with you at all times...if you did you have other problems
And if it is a random test, specially in a Federal or DoD job, you will have someone watching you piss in that bottle.
Do you guys honestly think that they have not thought of the things you have?
yeah they do. my dad does random tests and on the side of the bottle it has a little dot that turns a certain color if the temp is xx-xx and another for a different temp and yes, most places you have to piss infront of the person giving it
Yes, mat I never had drug test. In my job they just trust us, LOL!
The temperature is not taken because somebody is watching you piss right into the bottle. Don't get all defensive man, I'm just telling you what we do. Policy is not all the same. So it is not a "fact". I get detailed to do random drug tests for my troops and for the whole base. When there is an incident, such as a plane going down, an in-flight emergency. Anybody involved in that particular plane...from the flight scheduler to the guy pulling up the ladder for entry onto the flight deck is drug tested. Drugs are always ruled out first. And the temperature is NOT,t aken. No need if you are being watched, don't you think?
didnt mean to come off harsh berny. but where i work they dont drug test you this was from a while back when i was working for this fancy country club. but yeah maybe the military doesnt take a temp. for whatever reason, but like football players and stuff iv seen like they have all of this fake d;cks and piss sacks and stuff with battery powered heaters and stuff so they dont get cought doing drugs and steroids and stuff. but yeah they do the temp because even with people watching them they were still getting away with it.
just go to any smoke shop theres a juice you can buy theres some between 20-80 dollars it works.... i use to buy the 35 dollar one when i was on probation and i never came out dirty.
ok first off thc does stay in the body for 1month no matter how long you smoke, atleast thats what they told me at 5county, if any1 knows what that is, and they do take the temp of your piss i know that for a fact, i drink sh1t loads of green tea and water, i useally drink 2-3glasses of water then everytime i take a piss i drink 1-2 glass fulls of either water or green tea, i do this for atleast a couple hours, pissing every 15-20min.
i think thats false propaganda lol, a guy i know when he took his test the THC in his system was measured in certain units, he had so many units which was quite a lot but that meant if he didnt smoke as much he obviously wouldnt have as much so it doesnt make sense that no matter how much THC you have in your system it takes the same amt of time to get rid of it
"didnt mean to come off harsh berny. but where i work they dont drug test you this was from a while back when i was working for this fancy country club. but yeah maybe the military doesnt take a temp. for whatever reason, but like football players and stuff iv seen like they have all of this fake d;cks and piss sacks and stuff with battery powered heaters and stuff so they dont get cought doing drugs and steroids and stuff. but yeah they do the temp because even with people watching them they were still getting away with it."
This one really hits home...seems like there is no law for the rich.
Dang...Dustin, how many times were you popped for a drug test?
berney when you say "popped" do you mean how many times have i taken a piss test or how many times i've failed a piss test, i've taken a piss test 3 times and have only fialed 1, YA but that 1 fialed cost me 2months in 5county whiched sucked balls.
ya it did suck, but half of my appointments got cancled which i guess was a good thing but i couldn't get off probation untill i was out of 5county so it kinda sucked.
LOL james, na 5county is like a drug re-hab place but they the authority of P.O. it sucks majorly.
they normally test for 50 ng\ml. depending on your size, quality of drug, fat percentage, and matabolism you could smoke once and pass a piss test the next day. it also does matter if ur a heavy smoker or u smoke once. dont believe me? do ur research we tested it. i only weighed 146lbs went 4 months without smoking then smoked one blunt and tested negative on a dipstick test, testing for 50 ng\ml the next day. now if they would of did the gas test i would of failed. heavy smokers have a thc build up in their system, smoke once and 50 % of the byproduct of the thc is pissed out within 12 hours then calculate in the above factors and you have a 50 50 chance!
well since this thread is about drugs whats the best sh1t you ever smoked for me it would be some afghan, god it was so good, the taste was like no other weed i'd ever had, and got me pretty fvckin high, 2 bowls among 3 ppl and i could barely walk, LOL coming in a close second would be jamican red hair.
