OT- Chuck Norris

 

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Username: Dlavante

Tigard, Or USA

Post Number: 49
Registered: Feb-07
some these are really funny.. my favs are

"when the boogyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for chuck norris"

"chuck norris's tears can cure cancer... too bad he never crys"

"chuck norris can eat soup with a fork"

idk im just really bored and i thought these were funny
www.thechucknorrisfacts.com
 

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Username: Bumpndatrunk

Milwaukee, WI USA

Post Number: 94
Registered: Mar-07
now that is some sh!t he can eat soup with a fork
 

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Username: Th3pwn3r

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Post Number: 1793
Registered: Jul-06
That's sooo friggin old.
 

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Username: Nyyfan13

Fi SSD USA

Post Number: 4676
Registered: Jul-06
it is very old

but chuck norris CAN believe its not butter
 

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Username: Tremor1127

Fi Car Audio has got m...

Post Number: 1307
Registered: Aug-06
chuck norris once visited the virgin islands. now they are just called the islands... :-)
 

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Username: Langless28

Boston, MA

Post Number: 714
Registered: Dec-04
chuck norris has no hair on his Balls, hair cant grow on steel
 

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Username: Wingmanalive

A pic is worth 1000 posts!!

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Registered: Jun-06
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Username: Extrmndor3

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Post Number: 4416
Registered: Feb-06
Chuck Norris' iPod came with a real charger instead of just a USB cord
 

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Username: Extrmndor3

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Post Number: 4417
Registered: Feb-06
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
 

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Username: Extrmndor3

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Post Number: 4418
Registered: Feb-06
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
 

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Username: Extrmndor3

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Post Number: 4419
Registered: Feb-06
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one
 

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Username: Wolfman1966

WEST MONROE , LOUISIANA USA

Post Number: 2504
Registered: Jan-06
Chuck Norris will never be cloned, because IF Chuck Norris was cloned, and Chuck Norris had to fight Chuck Norris, the power of 2 CNRK's (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kicks) meeting head on, would destroy the universe

Chuck Norris had a staring contest with the sun, and won.

It has been determined that the only way Chuck Norris could have been born, is if he had gone back in time and fathered himself.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.
 

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Username: Teddy21

Ann Arbor, MI USA

Post Number: 455
Registered: Feb-06
http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?sid=19781

you can get some sweet shirts here!!!

lol
 

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Username: Footballa

Post Number: 56
Registered: Apr-07
chuck norris is my hero.
 

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Username: Rovin

My 1 12 Atom...

Post Number: 11262
Registered: Jul-05
heck WALKER still shows daily on USA network in the mornings - 3 episodes back to back

now thats da MF power of chuck norris .....
 

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Username: Basssquared

Post Number: 365
Registered: Nov-06
Chuck Norris got locked inside of a grocery store and starved to death
 

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Username: Footballa

Post Number: 61
Registered: Apr-07
^ i don't get it...
 

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Username: Dlavante

Tigard, Or USA

Post Number: 51
Registered: Feb-07
chuck norris wouldnt have starved to death.. he would have simply roundhouse kicked the walls down and got out...

"chuck norris doesnt eat.. he just kicks azz until hes full"
 

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Username: Jesse59672

OK

Post Number: 209
Registered: Feb-07
some kids piss their names into snow. chuck norris pisses his name into concrete

chuck norris doesnt get pusssy, pusssy gets chuck norris
 

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Username: Wolfman1966

WEST MONROE , LOUISIANA USA

Post Number: 2509
Registered: Jan-06
When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
 

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Username: Dlavante

Tigard, Or USA

Post Number: 52
Registered: Feb-07
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
 

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Username: Denali_on_22s

Hit you in the chest m...

Post Number: 1915
Registered: Feb-06
Cole Hamels FTW... Search for Cole Hamels facts... they are funnier than Chuck Norris's...

He's a starting pitcher for the Phillies and he's been a Phenom since highschool. He has an awesome story and the facts on that site are HILARIOUS... I'll try to get a link.
 

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Username: Denali_on_22s

Hit you in the chest m...

Post Number: 1916
Registered: Feb-06
http://mysite.verizon.net/heyjude421/chf/chf.html


Chyeah! Just click on "FACTS" and View All Facts".
 

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Username: Super_mario

Post Number: 223
Registered: Mar-06
"Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the f u c k he wants."
 

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Username: Super_mario

Post Number: 224
Registered: Mar-06
And for all the 24 fans...Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
 

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Username: Denali_on_22s

Hit you in the chest m...

Post Number: 1941
Registered: Feb-06
Cole Hamels will win 1 Cy Young... and 11 Cole Hamels

Cole Hamels receives HBO... on basic cable.

When Cole was 5 years old he impregnated a woman, 9 months later she gave birth to an 8 pound 6 ounce bar of gold
 

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Username: Footballa

Post Number: 65
Registered: Apr-07
dude...WTF? cole hamel? wat the hell is ur problem? this is a thread about CHUCK NORRIS. So.........


Don't
F
U
C
K
with chuck..
 

Bronze Member
Username: Philly306

Post Number: 12
Registered: Apr-07
since you were talkin about 24 earlier ...

it is true that chuck norris's tears can cure cancer but Jack Bauer's tears can cure death
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