We miss him....

 

Gold Member
Username: Lklives

Post Number: 8920
Registered: Jan-06
He was one of my favorites

WE MISS RODNEY DANGERFIELD

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
Last night she used me to time an egg.

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips,
Yet she won't drink from my glass!

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a Sexy neglig*ee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.

A girl phoned me and said, "Come on over. There's nobody home." I Went over. Nobody was home!

A hooker once told me she had a headache.

I went to a massage parlor. It was self service.

If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate Myself now."

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex Offenders.

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the Kitchen the roaches hang themselves.

I'm so ugly, I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for Mooning.

The other day I came home and a guy was jogging, naked. I asked "Why?" He said "Because you came home early."

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer.

I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling.

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal.

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex; she called me from Chicago last night.

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't have had anything to play with
 

Bronze Member
Username: Sope

Texas sky

Post Number: 30
Registered: Jul-06
 

Silver Member
Username: Mrskullz1

Brooklyn, New York

Post Number: 218
Registered: Feb-07
"My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't have had anything to play with"

AHAHAHAHAHAHA but i don't know who RODNEY DANGERFIELD is...sry
 

Silver Member
Username: Rideredder

Cornell, IL USA

Post Number: 804
Registered: Sep-05
One of my favorite lines of his is, "The only way I get women now is because of who I am.... a rapist."
 

Gold Member
Username: Wingmanalive

A pic is worth 1000 posts!!

Post Number: 5718
Registered: Jun-06
I didn't hear anything. How did he go? Wow am I out of touch with current news.



He was a legend in my time and a certain "hall of famer".






Caddyshack!!! FTMFW!!!
 

Gold Member
Username: Lklives

Post Number: 8930
Registered: Jan-06
Rodney Dangerfield dead at 82!

Comic suffered complications after heart-valve replacement..

Updated: 10:44 a.m. ET Oct 7, 2004


LOS ANGELES - Rodney Dangerfield knew "I don't get no respect" was funny when it cracked up New Yorkers, notorious for being tough. From there on out, the one-liner became his catchphrase -- and the pudgy, bug-eyed comic became the perennial loser.

Dangerfield, 82, died Tuesday afternoon at the University of California, Los Angeles, Medical Center, where he had undergone heart surgery in August, said publicist Kevin Sasaki.

After the operation, Sasaki said, the comedian suffered a small stroke and developed infectious and abdominal complications. He had been in a coma but regained consciousness in the past week.


Paul.. he died 2 1/2 years ago!...October 2004
 

Gold Member
Username: Wingmanalive

A pic is worth 1000 posts!!

Post Number: 5730
Registered: Jun-06
Wow! This is what happens when you spend time on forums and not paying attention! I really do need to turn the tv on and watch.
 

Silver Member
Username: Mrskullz1

Brooklyn, New York

Post Number: 253
Registered: Feb-07
paul...the sat section is for u...free tv :-)
 

Gold Member
Username: Wingmanalive

A pic is worth 1000 posts!!

Post Number: 5756
Registered: Jun-06
Haha! Yes it is man.....yes it is. I swear I have to change my shorts everytime I go in there.
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