LOL funny story


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Username: Alex_f

Lawrenceburg, Ky Us

Post Number: 667
Registered: Nov-05
ok, mt dad got this e-mail from a guy. It was in the newspaper in wisconsin.This is unbelievable and apparently true! ABSOLUTELY TRUE STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING ON THE INCIDENT.
A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500.00 (with monthly payments of$560.00).
He and a friend go duck hunting in mid-winter; and of course all of the lakes are frozen.
These two guys go on a lake with their GUNS, a DOG, and of course the new NAVIGATOR.
They decide they want to make a natural looking water area for the ducks,something for the decoys to float on.

Now making a hole in the ice large enough to invite a passing duck, is going to take a little more power than the average drill auger can produce. So, out of the back of the new Navigator comes a stick of dynamite with a short 40 second-fuse. Now our two Rocket Scientists, afraid they might slip on the ice while trying to run away after lighting the fuse (and becoming toast, along with the Navigator), decide on the following course of action:

they light t! he 40 second fuse; then, with a mighty thrust, they throw the stick of dynamite as far away as possible.

Remember a couple of paragraphs back ... the NAVIGATOR, the GUNS, and the DOG ...???

Let's talk about the dog: A highly trained Black Lab used for RETRIEVING. Especially things thrown by the owner. You guessed it: the dog takes off across the ice at a high rate of speed and grabs the stick of dynamite, with the burning 40-second fuse, just as it hits the ice.

The two men swallow, blink, start waving their arms and scream and holler at the dog to stop.

The dog, now apparently cheered on by his master, keeps coming. One hunter panics, grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog.
The shotgun is loaded with #8 bird shot, hardly big enough to stop a Black Lab. The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused then continues on. Another shot, and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really confused and of course terrified, thinks these two geniuses have ! gone insane. The dog takes off to find cover, under the brand new Navigator.

The men continue to scream as they run. The red hot exhaust pipe on the truck touches the dogs rear end, he yelps, drops the dynamite under the truck and takes off after his master.

Then .. BOOOOOM!!!! The truck is blown to bits and sinks to the bottom of the lake, leaving the two idiots standing there with... unbelieving looks on their faces.

The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal use of explosives is not covered by the policy. He still had yet to make the first of those $560.00 a month payments.The dog is, mercifully, okay.

Newspaper item from Wisconsin, March 5th 2006.

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Username: Graphix1

Santa Rosa Heights, Arima Trinidad & T...

Post Number: 834
Registered: Oct-05
holy shizzle....

thats not funny....that sad man...i dunno what i would have done after....

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Username: Delsole

Post Number: 300
Registered: Feb-05
its a classic


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Username: Goose5714

Post Number: 427
Registered: Feb-06
Darwin awards...(books) is where that came from, a lot of them arent' true...don't remember if that one was i think it was....

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Username: Matt12490

Benicia, California USA

Post Number: 557
Registered: May-05
i've heard that before.

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Username: Sploosh56


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Username: Rovin

Trinidad & T...

Post Number: 7067
Registered: Jul-05
thats flippin unbelievable man !...........

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Username: Opie_har

Somewhere, One of them USA

Post Number: 175
Registered: Oct-04
It's too bad the morons didn't jump in the Navigator and sink with it while trying to flee, while the dog ran away!!
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