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Username: The_image_dynamic

San Diego, California

Post Number: 5315
Registered: Dec-06
from random people:

Yup it's confirmed, my family on my mom's side is redneck... I had a cousin hit on me.

Was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars

I ate so much spicy shit it feels like i'm giving birth to fucking dragons.

Holy shit the other night i went skinny dipping with a few girls while drunk, got a boner, and then one of the girls commented on the largeness of my cock.... best night ever?

Duude. just got pulled over. cop told me he could clearly see the smoke pouring out my windows and that i smelt like "reefer". said it looked like a chimney and told me to roll my windows up. then drove off. total win.

It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.

(sent) Dude!!!! that random hot chick sucked my dick right before I left the party!
(recv'd) Dang. she made out with me after you left.

(sent) So... when am I gonna get some from you?
(recv'd) When your dick grows 3 inches

I just accidentally fingered myself while staring at a picture of my uncle

Don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "Who let the dogs out"

I woke up with sémen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it

Totally just spent 4 hours on the toilet at Barnes & Nobles so i could read a book i didn't want to pay for... God my life is worthless
 

Platinum Member
Username: Basshead86

Steady as she goes...

Post Number: 10530
Registered: Aug-05
LMAO!!!!!:-)
 

Gold Member
Username: Van_man

Boston South, MA

Post Number: 4931
Registered: Mar-06
Nice...
 

Gold Member
Username: Big_edge_head

Milwaukee, WI

Post Number: 4082
Registered: Mar-07
Lol. I don't get it. Are those all different texts that you received? lol






I wish my texts were half as exciting as those were.:-(
 

Platinum Member
Username: Rovin

1 15 = 152.5 DBs ...Trinidad & T...

Post Number: 15465
Registered: Jul-05
these 3

It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.

(sent) Dude!!!! that random hot chick sucked my dick right before I left the party!
(recv'd) Dang. she made out with me after you left.

(sent) So... when am I gonna get some from you?
(recv'd) When your dick grows 3 inches


FTW ! ...
 

Silver Member
Username: Wickedbass

Nashville, Tn

Post Number: 858
Registered: Jan-08
UploadUpload
 

Gold Member
Username: Big_edge_head

Milwaukee, WI

Post Number: 4089
Registered: Mar-07
"sent) Dude!!!! that random hot chick sucked my dick right before I left the party!
(recv'd) Dang. she made out with me after you left."


That one needs pics or it didn't happen!
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