Your GOV "incentive/Stimulus check


Platinum Member
Username: Lklives

Post Number: 15397
Registered: Jan-06
Receiving the check

The IRS has set up a schedule of when checks will be sent to those who file their taxes by the April 15 deadline. The dates depend on whether they selected direct deposit or paper check, as well as the last two digits of their Social Security numbers (SSN):

Direct Deposit Payments

SSN Date

00 -- 20 May 2

21 -- 75 May 9

76 -- 99 May 16

Paper Check

SSN Date

00 -- 09 May 16

10 -- 18 May 23

19 -- 25 May 30

26 -- 38 June 6

39 -- 51 June 13

52 -- 63 June 20

64 -- 75 June 27

76 -- 87 July 4

88 -- 99 July 11

Platinum Member
Username: Lklives

Post Number: 15398
Registered: Jan-06
How to use the rebate

As you may have heard the Bush Administration said each and every one
of us would now get a nice rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart,
all the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline it will all
go to the Arabs, if we purchase a computer it will all go to India, if
we purchase fruit and vegetables it will all go to Mexico, Honduras,
and Guatamala, if we purchase a good car it will all go to Japan, if we
purchase useless crap it will all go to Taiwan and none of it will help
the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America, so the only way to keep
that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since those are
the only businesses still in the US.

Gold Member
Username: Th3pwn3r

I compensate...

Post Number: 7925
Registered: Jul-06
Sounds good.

Gold Member
Username: Livin_loud

COD4 Addict ... Level 2 pre...

Post Number: 2407
Registered: Jan-06
will do sir

Platinum Member
Username: Wingmanalive

A pic is worth 1000 posts!!

Post Number: 16032
Registered: Jun-06
Gotta love a sound economic plan.


Platinum Member
Username: Project6

Post Number: 15738
Registered: Dec-03
Time to make plans LOL!

Platinum Member
Username: Lklives

Post Number: 15827
Registered: Jan-06
bumped this up..for U that may be wondering where your check is...or when its coming..

Gold Member
Username: Thumpinwith8s

2 RE8s,PG Xenon 400.1, 135.5dbs!!!!

Post Number: 1111
Registered: Jun-07
well, im one of the LAST ones to get it....last 2 digits 99

but then I only get 1/2, the other half goes to child support

out of that, I split it with wife

so I get 375
but 275 is going to a tattoo on my back
so that leaves me with 100

Silver Member
Username: Tiki89

Post Number: 272
Registered: Oct-06
You can pay paul u fuckkin scammer gtfo this forum wtf you still doing here???

Gold Member
Username: Nd4spd18

Northwest PA

Post Number: 7658
Registered: Jul-06
^^^^^ Wasnt that settled a long time ago

And I don't get a stimulus check

Gold Member
Username: Pitbullguy

The Chicago area

Post Number: 3255
Registered: Oct-06
"Wasnt that settled a long time ago"

I thought so too.

Although I have to admit, it is slightly unsettling that the same guy who couldn't afford to pay Paul, and was supposedly struggling to support his family, is gonna blow $275 on a tatoo.

Platinum Member
Username: Wingmanalive

A pic is worth 1000 posts!!

Post Number: 17017
Registered: Jun-06
There is no issue between Wolfman and I any longer. I've considered the matter closed a few months ago. I had/have no interest in continuing it any further. That is all.

Gold Member
Username: The_image_dynamic

San Diego, California

Post Number: 4093
Registered: Dec-06
I just rob Peter to pay Paul. Problem being that there are less and less Peter's out there to rob nowadays. So now I just rob Rick's and Richard's, because well... same thing.

Silver Member
Username: Bonhamd


Post Number: 746
Registered: Nov-07
my check is most likely going towards a HO alt - woo hoo

that should stimulate the economy

Platinum Member
Username: Wingmanalive

A pic is worth 1000 posts!!

Post Number: 17031
Registered: Jun-06
Mine was going towards a new roof. I hope it still will.

I have no leaks but it's worn good.

Gold Member
Username: Van_man

Boston South, MA

Post Number: 4028
Registered: Mar-06
another 13 W6, new box, Some tweeters, Compitition money for the summer. and a Wii console and Wii Fit thingamabob, and a couple of Lobsters down the Cape.

Platinum Member
Username: Lklives

Post Number: 15833
Registered: Jan-06
Gas for the vehicle to go buy beer and keep the beer frig stocked at all times..

Gas for the boat, so I have another excuse to drink beer and party...

Gas for the grill to cook up the shrimp, fish, steaks and burgers, after boating and drinking all the beer..

Retirement is

Basically my check is going to OPEC, to maintain my present "quality of life"...lmao

Platinum Member
Username: Wingmanalive

A pic is worth 1000 posts!!

Post Number: 17040
Registered: Jun-06
What it should go to is anything anti gas lol. It's a shame everything we enjoy is somehow related to oil.

Got a scare just a minute ago with the severe thunderstorm that just blew threw. Now, I'm prepared for a power outage with my generator. What about a fuel shortage?

That's why I topped off my small solar battery bank. I can use it to power just about anything electrical.

In a pinch ya never know lol.

Gold Member
Username: •cam•

BC Canada

Post Number: 2524
Registered: Nov-06
Here in Canada they're giving us each $100 for some sort of climate action attempt. Mine will go towards my Dad's old XT500 probably. Powernow maybe?

Or do I plate the KTM? A 125 2 smoke would be awesome on the street. It'll cruise at 90 fairly easily. It'll be a fair bit of money to get the lighting and speedo on there.

Gold Member
Username: Stefanom

Vienna, VA United States

Post Number: 1232
Registered: Apr-06
"We need to keep that money here in America, so the only way to keep
that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since those are
the only businesses still in the US."

Even Budweiser might be Belgian owned soon...

Platinum Member
Username: Wingmanalive

A pic is worth 1000 posts!!

Post Number: 17068
Registered: Jun-06
Good. I don't drink Bud. Gives me a headache lol.

Seriously though even some of our largest companies are moving their labor elsewhere. Funny though since so many immigrants are coming here for work. In my industry the labor workforce is entirely saturated with immigrants. (Construction). It's how framing companies stay competitive. Almost nobody uses a 100% American framing crew anymore. They just can't compete with it. Same with landscape companies. There are so many low skilled jobs in this country that it's no wonder they flock here. THE PAY IS GREAT! 10X's what they're used to.

Have a child here and get free benefits to boot.

What happens when too many ppl jump on a life raft?

It sinks.

Platinum Member
Username: Lklives

Post Number: 15839
Registered: Jan-06
Just got my "stimulus" check today in the mail, for $322...AGI ($12,000) with 2 dependents...LMAO, what a joke!....

Glad I cheat sooo much on my taxes and in the world would a measley $322 help anybody with a low income of $12,000 after taxes with 2 dependents (family of 3)... or stimulate the economy!...this presidential admimistration is a complete JOKE!...AFTER they STOLE my money all year, and spent billions foolishly, they have the balls to give me back $322...I'm pissing my pants and laughing at this one...$322 is not even enuff to go watch 2 baseball games....LMAO...

George W can stick it up his azz...he spends millions daily on a needless war that cannot be won by anybody except BIG Business, but has the audacity to send me $322 to stimulate the country's economy and help my family...somebody needs to drop some acid in his coffee!

BTW...I'm buying beer and gas with the money..may get 1 month of gas and beer, if I stretch it...LMAO

Also the dates are a little off too on the mailing above, released by the GOV...actually they are a lil check was supposed to be mailed on June 20, but was dated 11 June and received today June they are about 10 days ahead of schedule..

Platinum Member
Username: Wingmanalive

A pic is worth 1000 posts!!

Post Number: 17086
Registered: Jun-06
Thought this should be included.....

How many zeros in a billion?

This is too true to be funny.

The next time you hear a politician use the
word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about
whether you want the 'politicians' spending

tax money.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
but one advertising agency did a good job of
putting that figure into some perspective in
one of its releases.


A billion seconds ago it was 1959.


A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.


A billion hours ago our ancestors were
living in the Stone Age.


A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.


A billion dollars ago was only

8 hours and 20 minutes,

at the rate our government

is spending it.

While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division

Louisiana Senator,

Mary Landrieu (D),

is presently asking the Congress for


to rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number,

what does it mean?


Well, if you are one of

484,674 residents of
New Orleans

(every man, woman, child),

you each get $516,528.


Or, if you have one of the 188,251 homes in
New Orleans , your home gets$1,329,787.


Or, if you are a family of four, your family gets


Washington, D. C


Are all your calculators broken??

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax <br>Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Perm it Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Inter est Charges (tax on top of tax),
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax),
Liquor Tax,
Luxury Tax,
Marriage License Tax,
Medicare Tax,
Property Tax,
Real Estate Tax,
Service charge taxes,
Social Security Tax,
Road Usage Tax (Truckers),
Sales Taxes,
Recreational Vehicle Tax,
School Tax,
State Income Tax,
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA),
Telephone Federal Excise Tax,
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fe e Tax,
Telephone Federal, State and Local Su rcharge Tax,
Telephone Minimum Usage

Surcharge Tax,
Telephone Recurring and

Non-recurring Charges Tax,
Telephone State and Local Tax,
Telephone Usage Charge Tax,
Utility Tax,
Vehicle License Registration Tax,
Vehicle Sales Tax,
Watercraft Registration Tax,
Well Permit Tax,
Workers Compensation Tax.

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What happened?

Can you spell 'politicians!'

And I still have to

'press 1'

for English.

I hope this goes around the


at least 100 times

What the heck happened?????

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