Archive through February 13, 2008
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 12382 Registered: Jun-06 | Paris Hilton!! Why not, everything else has happened in Hollywood except...... |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 14306 Registered: Dec-03 | for an original script and celebrities going to jail for murder... |
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Platinum Member Username: Rovin4 10 Pioneer... Post Number: 12792 Registered: Jul-05 | but a new film is being made starring Drake & Josh vs the g@y scoutmaster ...plot of the movie is D&J head to yellowstone park for a nature visit but unknown to them .... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 12417 Registered: Jun-06 | that hidden deep beneath old faithful was a chemical compound known to scientists to cause abnormal hair grown on..... |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 14320 Registered: Dec-03 | on the shaft of... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 12425 Registered: Jun-06 |  !!!!!! Well this just brewed a controversy because said chemical was already discovered and patented by........ |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 14324 Registered: Dec-03 | cousin It of the Addams Family fame. Which really caused a rift with Uncle Fester because he was excluded during the testing of said formula. |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 12429 Registered: Jun-06 | because of his involvement with the 3 mile island accident, which only pleased him however angered....... |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 14327 Registered: Dec-03 | Jenna Jameson, who at that time was trying out formulas for removing hair from the bush down under... |
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Platinum Member Username: Rovin4 10 Pioneer... Post Number: 12803 Registered: Jul-05 | her armpits no too mention by her 'nether-relm' but not chemicals could stop that growth so she hired a guy with a weed wacker who charge her $___.... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 12439 Registered: Jun-06 | 10 pesos an hour, which was against the local union's pay scale, thus triggering a strike, and............... |
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Gold Member Username: Naledge503Http://www.LowDownForu... Post Number: 2710 Registered: Jun-06 | a group of 50 midgets crossed the picket line. This allowed...... |
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Silver Member Username: SomedonniedudeIllinois United States Post Number: 738 Registered: May-07 | taxes on gasoline to double and made prostitution legal in the privacy of your own home. It also allowed fat midgets to... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 12476 Registered: Jun-06 | vote, which was previously banned because of the amazing turnout in 1980 for tattoo during the presidential campaign that it actually triggered the secret service to....... |
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Silver Member Username: SomedonniedudeIllinois United States Post Number: 739 Registered: May-07 | ban all little kids from chewing ice cream and make all animals, including cheetahs, wear shoes while playing bingo during... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 12480 Registered: Jun-06 | reruns of all in the family, WATCH OUT!!! you almost got hit by a...... |
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Silver Member Username: SomedonniedudeIllinois United States Post Number: 742 Registered: May-07 | soccer mom in her minivan. Then she asked the question, How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck... |
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Silver Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 790 Registered: Feb-07 | could chuck chuck norris... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 12555 Registered: Jun-06 | who just came down with a severe case of the..... |
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Gold Member Username: Naledge503Http://www.LowDownForu... Post Number: 2817 Registered: Jun-06 | blue balls. When his.. |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 12645 Registered: Jun-06 | woodchuck couldn't chuck anymore wood because.... |
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Silver Member Username: SomedonniedudeIllinois United States Post Number: 792 Registered: May-07 | the wood chuck chucked Chuck's wood chucking chuck, which lead to... |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 14515 Registered: Dec-03 | huge gobs of wood up-chuck, which choked... |
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Gold Member Username: ShortysetniesRock Vegas, NC US Post Number: 1744 Registered: Mar-06 | ...the bad eagle when he tried to lick it off of the... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 12658 Registered: Jun-06 | ceiling of the green room for the Jerry Springer show which is about to air its' 500th episode titled...... |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 14523 Registered: Dec-03 | 11 toed midget transvestites who loved big men... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 12661 Registered: Jun-06 | which features guests from past episodes who have actually performed.......... |
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Gold Member Username: •cam•BC Canada Post Number: 1736 Registered: Nov-06 | fel@tio on martians, while shooting arrows with their feet and... |
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Gold Member Username: ShortysetniesRock Vegas, NC US Post Number: 1754 Registered: Mar-06 | pooping into a cup and sharing it with another girl while... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 12683 Registered: Jun-06 | 6 bipolar penguins attempt a new world record at..... |
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Gold Member Username: ShortysetniesRock Vegas, NC US Post Number: 1758 Registered: Mar-06 | ...bighting the ears off of elk wearing bikinis while... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 12685 Registered: Jun-06 | meantime in Brazil we see Oprah opening a new line of stores called..... |
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Gold Member Username: •cam•BC Canada Post Number: 1749 Registered: Nov-06 | More Worthless BS. Here, they sell Oprah action figures, sex dolls, signature d!ldos, "I'm incapable of thinking for myself and forming my own opinions, so I let Oprah run my brain" bumper stickers, diet pills, and... |
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Gold Member Username: ShortysetniesRock Vegas, NC US Post Number: 1773 Registered: Mar-06 | ...lions. Lions that were raised on a farm in Alaska and are known to... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 12720 Registered: Jun-06 | mate with albino cattle from Albania which coincidentally........ |
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Silver Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 794 Registered: Feb-07 | mated with the evil midget with 11 toes who... |
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Gold Member Username: ShortysetniesRock Vegas, NC US Post Number: 1798 Registered: Mar-06 | always eat their best friends... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 12764 Registered: Jun-06 | lunch, which is why the evil midget doesn't have any friends, especially after....... |
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Gold Member Username: •cam•BC Canada Post Number: 1759 Registered: Nov-06 | that one time, when his buddy had a steak sandwich. The midget originally had 13 toes. It was quite a blo0dy removal, by way of... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 12783 Registered: Jun-06 | nail clippers that were once owned by the fire chief of a tiny town in Denmark called....... |
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Gold Member Username: Naledge503Http://www.LowDownForu... Post Number: 2884 Registered: Jun-06 | Elephantitis. The town is famed for its.... |
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Gold Member Username: ShortysetniesRock Vegas, NC US Post Number: 1820 Registered: Mar-06 | big balls... Huge balls...with great DJ's, loads of booze cool lighting effects and... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 12793 Registered: Jun-06 | Styrofoam, used in some parts of the country for...... |
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Gold Member Username: ShortysetniesRock Vegas, NC US Post Number: 1822 Registered: Mar-06 | oral secks teaching devices. Elephantitis also has lots and lots of... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 12796 Registered: Jun-06 | problems with customs, seeing as some things just can't fit into....... |
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Gold Member Username: Denali_on_22sThe kids like my rhyme... Post Number: 3770 Registered: Feb-06 | a woman's a55. the size and dexterity of it limits how much... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 12802 Registered: Jun-06 | baby formula costs in japan, which is seriously affected by ....... |
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Gold Member Username: •cam•BC Canada Post Number: 1777 Registered: Nov-06 | the mood of the 11 toed midget. Today, his mood was... |
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Gold Member Username: ShortysetniesRock Vegas, NC US Post Number: 1824 Registered: Mar-06 | mad. He had diarrhea but was too short to reach the toilets so he had to... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 12809 Registered: Jun-06 | buy a butt plug and pray he could keep it together because he was at the alter getting ready to marry........ |
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Silver Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 803 Registered: Feb-07 | Condoleeza but a problem had appeared when... |
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Gold Member Username: ShortysetniesRock Vegas, NC US Post Number: 1830 Registered: Mar-06 | he realized that his butt plug had ripped a hole in his pants and... |
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Bronze Member Username: Mr_audioSt. Louis, MO USA Post Number: 28 Registered: Dec-07 | brought about a new fashion trend that... |
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Gold Member Username: ShortysetniesRock Vegas, NC US Post Number: 1836 Registered: Mar-06 | caused a LOT of /\nal bleeding and filed up the doctors offices with... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 12897 Registered: Jun-06 | cases of lost butt plugs and constipation which ironically is what Oprah.......... |
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Gold Member Username: ShortysetniesRock Vegas, NC US Post Number: 1868 Registered: Mar-06 | writing her next book about. Her book starred Bill Clinton who.... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 12981 Registered: Jun-06 | was a big fan of those butt plugs cause Hillary was always........ |
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Bronze Member Username: Alex_smithPost Number: 25 Registered: Sep-07 | ... seeing who could fit as many in their azz with oprah and bill found it very... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 13020 Registered: Jun-06 | disturbing cause they didn't have any scented ones available until carrot top arrived with......... |
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Gold Member Username: ShortysetniesRock Vegas, NC US Post Number: 1872 Registered: Mar-06 | a large train filled with penguins that are in the middle of giving birth while... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 13037 Registered: Jun-06 | the pope is kneeling in front of the porcelain god because he was forced to........ |
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Platinum Member Username: Rovin4 10 Pioneer... Post Number: 13008 Registered: Jul-05 | because his knees were killing him ... meanwhile back on the sub section it sems the faded MAG bandwagon has been given new life due to 2 new young heros by the name of Chad & Yanks ...both of them wanted______ |
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Gold Member Username: ShortysetniesRock Vegas, NC US Post Number: 1923 Registered: Mar-06 | buttsecks really bad but lived so far away from each other that they decided to... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 13216 Registered: Jun-06 | make e-love over the net but was busted by...... |
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Bronze Member Username: Alex_smithPost Number: 41 Registered: Sep-07 | one of the penguins who caught them in mid e-loving but then he... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 13235 Registered: Jun-06 | wanted some doritos but was clean out thanks to who else but......... |
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Gold Member Username: •cam•BC Canada Post Number: 1892 Registered: Nov-06 | Polo, who had been stalking the penguin for quite some time. He had heard of the famed stash that the penguin possessed, and decided that he should have some Doritos for himself. Polo took many pictures of the penguins butt, stating "I have to know the target from all angles". He was later caught illegally sharing these images on an online community known as "Ecoustics". Polo was sentenced to... |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 14732 Registered: Dec-03 | watch Britney Spears videos... |
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Gold Member Username: ShortysetniesRock Vegas, NC US Post Number: 1940 Registered: Mar-06 | with a big group of h0rny dogs and fat men in speedos eating... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 13272 Registered: Jun-06 | week old burritos dipping them in a special sauce known in Tibet to cure.......... |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 14765 Registered: Dec-03 | severe halitosis and... |
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Gold Member Username: ShortysetniesRock Vegas, NC US Post Number: 1950 Registered: Mar-06 | erectile disfunction. President bush has also been using it to help prevent... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 13275 Registered: Jun-06 | forest fires, which have been out of control due to the high winds created by.......... |
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Gold Member Username: ShortysetniesRock Vegas, NC US Post Number: 1953 Registered: Mar-06 | ...all the gas that americans have from eating the borritos made by the cool mexicans illegally over the border from... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 13278 Registered: Jun-06 | Disney world, where they have a new theme park dedicated strictly for asian midget p0rn stars with a lisp and love the taste of..... |
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Gold Member Username: ShortysetniesRock Vegas, NC US Post Number: 1959 Registered: Mar-06 | duck feet and sweat bands and.. |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 13281 Registered: Jun-06 | the rare tree sap from Brazil that comes from a tree named after..... |
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Gold Member Username: •cam•BC Canada Post Number: 1901 Registered: Nov-06 | Cindy-Lou Who. Meanwhile, BigSmoker from Grasscity, and Chad Lee were realized to have similar personalities. They decided to get together and... (BTW, they actually do have similar personalities. BigSmoker is a nonfictional character.) |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 13284 Registered: Jun-06 | play craps, and not the dice game either, then the FBI shows up to arrest...... |
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Platinum Member Username: BestmankindWEST COAST RD AUDIO Post Number: 17983 Registered: Oct-05 | so chad ends up going to jail. |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 13298 Registered: Jun-06 |  which is a problem for a local plumbing union because....... |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 14834 Registered: Dec-03 | there was a NO CRACK law in effect... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 13374 Registered: Jun-06 | for the entire state of Michigan which is a problem because....... |
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Platinum Member Username: Rovin4 10 Pioneer... Post Number: 13072 Registered: Jul-05 | britney was seen moving to house there & swarms of paparazzi following who were all hoping to take pix of here doing ______ |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 14861 Registered: Dec-03 | a meal that would make Martha Stewart proud...but... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 13465 Registered: Jun-06 | Britney was due in court, again, so who else to replace her but..... |
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Silver Member Username: Philly306I get higher golf scor..., North carolina Post Number: 849 Registered: Apr-07 | J-lo's twins who had the same lawyer as OJ so of course they won but were fined 150,000 for.... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 13471 Registered: Jun-06 | outstanding parking tickets in Wyoming where the local law on public masturbat1on recently got lifted because....... |
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Gold Member Username: JtownTeam RD, Texas Post Number: 2102 Registered: Mar-07 | they found the mayor in a backwoods moose-show.... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 13517 Registered: Jun-06 | Fug....**I have no response to that at this time**.... Paul is stumped lol............ |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 14897 Registered: Dec-03 | uh-oh.... THE END ???? |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 13520 Registered: Jun-06 | Lol....hardly.... Wait for it........ |
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Silver Member Username: Philly306I get higher golf scor..., North carolina Post Number: 861 Registered: Apr-07 | how many? |