I went to the store yesterday, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires! So I called him a piece of horseshit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. So I called him a cocksucking homo. Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 10 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.
