One Night At A Bar

 

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Username: The_image_dynamic

San Diego

Post Number: 1635
Registered: Dec-06
A Highway Patrolman waited outside a popular local bar, hoping for a bust. At closing time as everyone came out, he spotted his potential quarry. The man was so obviously inebriated that he could barely walk. He stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, looking for his car. After trying his keys on five others, he finally found his own vehicle. He sat in the car a good ten minutes as the other patrons left. He turned his lights on, then off, wipers on then off. He started to pull forward into the grass, then stopped. Finally, when he was the last car in the parking lot, he pulled out onto the road and started to drive away. The Patrolman, waiting for this, turned on his lights and pulled the man over. He administered the Breathalyzer test, and to his great surprise the man blew a 0.00! The Patrolman was dumbfounded! "This equipment must be broken!" exclaimed the Patrolman. "I doubt it," said the man, "Tonight I'm the Designated Decoy!"
 

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Username: Arande2

Rattle your ... Missouri

Post Number: 2519
Registered: Dec-06
 

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Username: Cavsmaxima

New York United States

Post Number: 1097
Registered: Aug-06
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