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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 5329 Registered: Jun-06 | was ironic due to her career choice in bra modeling, only shadowed by the fact that.. |
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Platinum Member Username: RovinMy 1 12 Atom... Post Number: 11191 Registered: Jul-05 | her 1 b00b looked so wierd yet it was delightfully shapeful meanwhile mere feet away jack was gasping 4 his last breathe when out of nowhere .... |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 13690 Registered: Dec-03 | the evil midget with 11 toes started punching his shins. |
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Gold Member Username: Mygame5982I Got Serious Wang H-..., TEXAS US Post Number: 1569 Registered: Jan-06 | while punching his shins....he started to skeet everywhere...and then |
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Silver Member Username: James_the_godDoncaster, South Yorkshire England Post Number: 406 Registered: Jan-05 | there was silence and dark, a faint whistling which whined increasingly louder-the sea devil had found them.. |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 5366 Registered: Jun-06 | who was ridden by Tattoo from fantasy island, looking for the 11 toed midget for a good time and.... |
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Platinum Member Username: RovinMy 1 12 Atom... Post Number: 11201 Registered: Jul-05 | he finally shot , killed that damn midget who seems to like popping up numerous times in this thread - as a extra measure Tattoo made sure & burnt its body so was the total end of him meanwhile up mount everest - britney spears was seen ..... |
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Silver Member Username: James_the_godDoncaster, South Yorkshire England Post Number: 410 Registered: Jan-05 | not chopping off her hair, because its all already gone, but now shes chopping off one of her midget like toes (muhaha).. |
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Silver Member Username: Mash4kashLafayette, LA Post Number: 151 Registered: Feb-06 | and snorting dope again with a crowd of... |
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Platinum Member Username: RovinMy 1 12 Atom... Post Number: 11215 Registered: Jul-05 | no talent 'singers' like herself but when they saw what i posted here they each dove off the edge of mt everest & thank goodness the world was cleanse of some crappy music meanwhile back in detroit Eminem was putting the master finishing touches on his new album entitled : ...... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 5402 Registered: Jun-06 | Vanilla Ice, where are you??! The first song on the album was dedicated to... |
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Bronze Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 84 Registered: Feb-07 | the evil midget with 11 toes. |
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Platinum Member Username: James1115Use a simple... Post Number: 10072 Registered: Dec-04 | who dies a grusome death by Rovin. On another note the priest had realized that there are a few people that contribute to this thread that I don't think quite understand how to end off their sentences. You end it openly so that it can be continued off of. Ex Jack was running and... or there were 4 midgets that..., and a bad example would be "there was silence and dark, a faint whistling which whined increasingly louder-the sea devil had found them." so once the priest told this to the surrounding people he got so mad he jumped off a... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 5418 Registered: Jun-06 | mail truck that was bound for Kentucky carrying mail from New Zealand that was addressed to Paula Abdul who was late for her appointment with her doctor to have melon sized tumor removed from her.. |
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Bronze Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 85 Registered: Feb-07 | left breast |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 5430 Registered: Jun-06 | which was contaminated with a harsh substance known to most as.. |
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Silver Member Username: Mash4kashLafayette, LA Post Number: 156 Registered: Feb-06 | anthrax... |
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Platinum Member Username: James1115Use a simple... Post Number: 10078 Registered: Dec-04 | but it was not in a powder form, it was in a abnormal state which they could not... |
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Gold Member Username: Livin_loudNo HTML in h... Post Number: 1569 Registered: Jan-06 | see, and entered the body through the |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 5436 Registered: Jun-06 | largest hole the body has which down south is the.... |
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Platinum Member Username: James1115Use a simple... Post Number: 10079 Registered: Dec-04 | big brown Cheerio! some say that this way of spreading was... |
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Platinum Member Username: RovinMy 1 12 Atom... Post Number: 11225 Registered: Jul-05 | p\ee p\ee hole - but she didnt get it that way ,turns out it was caused by her mouth on a gas station wall which i had her pressed upon while making sweet love to her , 4 my service i remembered she only paid me ...... |
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Gold Member Username: Johnfiac151.9db Dail... My wangers b... Post Number: 2151 Registered: Mar-06 | 2 tic tacs a bag of skittles and a face full of your own jizz... the 9 toed midget also got it all on his camera when he was...... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 5442 Registered: Jun-06 | about to board a plane to Singapore when he realized he forgot his collection of bitten off eraser heads he so badly needed to.. |
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Gold Member Username: Johnfiac151.9db Dail... My wangers b... Post Number: 2169 Registered: Mar-06 | take a mean sh!t on the plane witch caused turbulence and they were forced to make a crash landing at the midgets home town where he seen his 6... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 5455 Registered: Jun-06 | shooter in the hands of his jealous shemale wife asking for an explanation about the jizz, which he explained only came from... |
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Gold Member Username: Johnfiac151.9db Dail... My wangers b... Post Number: 2170 Registered: Mar-06 | the goat that his ex wife is.... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 5461 Registered: Jun-06 | cooking up for dinner! Wait! What was that explosion?? It seems as though a ... |
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Silver Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 106 Registered: Feb-07 | bomb had been planted inside the goats left nut and exploded as the heat cooked through the scrotum which |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 13722 Registered: Dec-03 | was fondled lovingly by the evil midget's clone with 11 toes. Meanwhile back in Baghdad... |
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Silver Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 108 Registered: Feb-07 | osama was caught fu.cking a chicken whose... |
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Platinum Member Username: RovinMy 1 12 Atom... Post Number: 11238 Registered: Jul-05 | sister named COW from cartoon network was shockingly watching on & oh how she wished it was her wang that could have gotten banged so hard meanwhile back in Jim Carrey's dressing room ...... |
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Silver Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 111 Registered: Feb-07 | there were 23 televisions and each of the television had the hilton sex tapes on which clearly means..... |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 13724 Registered: Dec-03 | they are huge Rick Salomon fans. |
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Gold Member Username: Johnfiac151.9db Dail... My wangers b... Post Number: 2171 Registered: Mar-06 | They like to eat tacos |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 5467 Registered: Jun-06 | Until they heard that some taco joints used meat from rabid squirrels so now they only eat... |
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Platinum Member Username: RovinMy 1 12 Atom... Post Number: 11254 Registered: Jul-05 | french fires made from real irish potatoes which goes down nice with some tasty texas bbq pork & some ..... |
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Gold Member Username: Johnfiac151.9db Dail... My wangers b... Post Number: 2201 Registered: Mar-06 | week old margarita's with live worms.... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 5494 Registered: Jun-06 | with some fava beans and a nice chianti. Low and behold, out of the trees comes Burt and Ernie dressed in white.. |
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Silver Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 125 Registered: Feb-07 | and Big Bird shaking her tail feathers. Meanwhile at Sesame Street.... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 5514 Registered: Jun-06 | there was a big comotion over what gender Big Bird actually is, until Oscar stammered "I have proof!" and pulled out a.. |
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Silver Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 127 Registered: Feb-07 | *****HOLD UP HOLD UP....Big Bird is a woman right???...***** ..chicken the size of Bert and threw it at Big Bird only to see.. |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 5519 Registered: Jun-06 | ***I have no evidence to support either theory** if it turned Big Bird on, which it did, so this is where Mr.T shows up in his pink Escalade and... |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 13742 Registered: Dec-03 | and started screaming "I PITY THE FOOL!"...at which point, the A-Team... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 5524 Registered: Jun-06 | all started singing kumbaya around a fire drinking hot chocolate and sharpening their knives getting ready for Murdock's c!rcumcision which is where another priest steps in again to announce... |
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Gold Member Username: Naledge503Http://com4.runboard.c... Post Number: 1290 Registered: Jun-06 | That while he was visiting sesame street, he mole$ted big bird. Thus unlocking the mystery of big birds sexu@lty. Revealing that in fact big bird is a... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 5528 Registered: Jun-06 | canidate for a gender altering operation which includes 3 double A batteries, four paper clips, a gumball machine and 19 crickets, which are needed for.... |
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Silver Member Username: GavdawgUpstate, New York Post Number: 564 Registered: Nov-06 | participating in a homoerotic ritual |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 5529 Registered: Jun-06 | that is banned in 45 US states for violating.... |
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Silver Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 137 Registered: Feb-07 | penguins thus exterminating their errogenous areas...which makes duck sauce a.... |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 13744 Registered: Dec-03 | a great condiment with biscuits... |
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Platinum Member Username: RovinMy 1 12 Atom... Post Number: 11267 Registered: Jul-05 | meanwhile back @ the oval office senor bush was planning his next attack on ...... |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 13746 Registered: Dec-03 | Guatemala |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 5537 Registered: Jun-06 | with allies from France who despise Guatemala for their ever expanding research in the exciting field of.. |
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Silver Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 138 Registered: Feb-07 | Guacamole.... (sp?) |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 5573 Registered: Jun-06 | and its' evil recent uses in the middle east where militants have been seen... |
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Silver Member Username: GavdawgUpstate, New York Post Number: 586 Registered: Nov-06 | using Bose Acoustimass cubes for... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 5576 Registered: Jun-06 | doorstops, which didn't work too well which p!ssed the militants off so much they... |
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Silver Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 139 Registered: Feb-07 | bought 67 ipods and started jerking off to beastiality. Meanwhile Harry Potter.... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 5596 Registered: Jun-06 | created a plan to take over the world. All he needed was 14 pipe cleaners, 12-60 watt light bulbs, and a roll of duct tape. Then came.. |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 13753 Registered: Dec-03 | together with Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley were eating the broiled foreskin of the evil midget with 11 toes. |
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Platinum Member Username: RovinMy 1 12 Atom... Post Number: 11277 Registered: Jul-05 | then up came McGuyver who told them ''WTF r u guys doing !? - thats not the way u should wrap those light bulbs with duct tape ! '' so to punish them he made each 1 of them give a 10 minute BJ while he was looking @ some necked pix of anna nicole & then showed them the right way to ... |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 13754 Registered: Dec-03 | steal money from a dying old man. |
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Silver Member Username: GavdawgUpstate, New York Post Number: 593 Registered: Nov-06 | and used the money to buy a brand new backhoe, which the militants used to... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 5600 Registered: Jun-06 | dig up Anna to search for the cure for the common cold only to discover in the coffin was.. |
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Silver Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 147 Registered: Feb-07 | fake b00bies and crabs! Meanwhile the Numa Numa guy was... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 5612 Registered: Jun-06 | on a subway diet and touring the alps where he ran into... |
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Silver Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 148 Registered: Feb-07 | the planet of the apes who.... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 5616 Registered: Jun-06 | had no flucking clue why they were where they were, all dressed in pink bikinis holding signs in support for... |
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Platinum Member Username: RovinMy 1 12 Atom... Post Number: 11290 Registered: Jul-05 | g@y female sex on Tv ! - nothing like some good ol girl on girl action starring .... |
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Silver Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 151 Registered: Feb-07 | the evil midget with 11 toes and the lady under the titanic with 1 breast.... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 5623 Registered: Jun-06 | and an inspiration to teach classical music to under priveleged children with only one arm and.... |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 13765 Registered: Dec-03 | absolutely no ear for music...literally! |
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Silver Member Username: GavdawgUpstate, New York Post Number: 599 Registered: Nov-06 | but suddenly, Berny jumped up and down because... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 5633 Registered: Jun-06 | somebody put too much starch in his shorts, maybe it was.. |
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Silver Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 152 Registered: Feb-07 | paul....or gavin...or even gavdawg...but... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 5638 Registered: Jun-06 | no, it was Rocky bullwinkle and his recently turned evil sidekick..... |
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Platinum Member Username: RovinMy 1 12 Atom... Post Number: 11292 Registered: Jul-05 | named Goldmember whose evil plan was to destroy all c0ndom factories so that any female he facked will soon bear his evil child & he lets out a sinister laugh " MUHahahahahhahahahhah !" ..... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 5640 Registered: Jun-06 | but lurking behind the curtains was Goldmember's arch enemy, just waiting for his chance to redeem himself of all the horrific/h0mosexual things he was forced to do to... |
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Silver Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 164 Registered: Feb-07 | george dubya bush in his pink thong while he was... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 5680 Registered: Jun-06 | playin' hopscotch with a nasty wedgie and eating a melting fudgecicle while singing... |
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Silver Member Username: GavdawgUpstate, New York Post Number: 602 Registered: Nov-06 | I Touch Myself. |
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Silver Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 173 Registered: Feb-07 | Meanwhile back at the twin towers, Frodo and Sam were.... |
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Gold Member Username: Johnfiac151.9db Dail... My wangers b... Post Number: 2307 Registered: Mar-06 | planting bombs in the elevator shafts with George bush during the.......... |
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Platinum Member Username: RovinMy 1 12 Atom... Post Number: 11305 Registered: Jul-05 | showing of the p0rn flick " Barney does the Teletubbies in paris " ....... |
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Silver Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 174 Registered: Feb-07 | Featuring Barney as himself, Lala, Pao, Elmo, and Bert |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 5696 Registered: Jun-06 | however Ernie wasn't included because he was busy over at the bunny ranch with miss Piggy who was pulling a double to help pay for.. |
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Platinum Member Username: RovinMy 1 12 Atom... Post Number: 11310 Registered: Jul-05 | her juggs implants which need regular maintenance to keep em so firm \bouncy & juicy so after she was done with bert she did it with ernie & went by grover to ask if he wants some too - but we all know grover is such a big f@g since 2 days earlier he was caught on top of Snuffy trying hard with his 2" ...... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 5722 Registered: Jun-06 | putty knife trying to pry off a tumor that had grown since his first encounter with miss Piggy at the bunny ranch which was a b-day present from kermit who was only returning the favor from..... |
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Silver Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 232 Registered: Feb-07 | the power rangers... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 5731 Registered: Jun-06 | who also contracted something from the pig, known in some countries as... |
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Gold Member Username: JohnfiacA-ToWn, 152-153db Da... My wangers b... Post Number: 2388 Registered: Mar-06 | clamitia.... meanwhile back in south park Chef was.. |
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Silver Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 237 Registered: Feb-07 | screwin with Cartman's mom and was thinking this thread started gettin a bit borin but before he could finish the thought he came all over Cartman's mom's left butt cheek which... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 5734 Registered: Jun-06 | had a big "I love Gary Coleman!" tattoo on it which was a present from Tony Blair for helping him... |
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Platinum Member Username: RovinMy 1 12 Atom... Post Number: 11326 Registered: Jul-05 | get laid when his wife wasnt feeling in the mood turns out cartman's mom was a regular vistor to the white house' library where Clinton used to back her quite often on the desk & even on the .... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 5808 Registered: Jun-06 | 4th of July, with the fireworks drowning out mrs Cartman's shrieks of pleasure, until that is when Clinton whips out his battery operated... |
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Platinum Member Username: RovinMy 1 12 Atom... Post Number: 11337 Registered: Jul-05 | RC car & starts to play with it on the street ,well he had said he wanted something new to play with since his wife's t!ts had gone too soft & his secretary ....... |
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Silver Member Username: The_image_dynamicSan Diego Post Number: 914 Registered: Dec-06 | ... was humping Lil Rob. He couldn't believe his good luck when the RC ran right into a... |
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Silver Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 267 Registered: Feb-07 | little midget whose been beaten up so much already and had 11 toes with an evil grin on chin who then... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 5871 Registered: Jun-06 | who had witnessed the horrible sight of Lilrob's glistening buttocks and decided to end the misery by... |