Ok...I stayed up all night Monday finishing my stupid lab report on Metabolism of Toxicants I and II. The information the instructors gave me just didnt add up and i couldnt figure out WTF was wrong. I was stressin out over the report because I really need a good grade on this report to finish out the semester.
We...the fvkin absorbance values for the 2 chemicals were all over the fvkin chart. The would graph for even a halfassed line of fit. The graphs that were supposed to show enzyme saturation didnt....the ones that were not to did!!! I thought i was gonna loose my dam mind! I did everything i could think of to try and make sense of this BS. I stayed up to 3:30am, and woke up again at 7am to finish...had to skip a class to do it.
Now the GREAT fvkin part. I get the the Tox. computer lab and a girl in my class says, "hey, you know they changed the due date to thursday...right?"
It was at this point that I wanted to choke all 3 of my instructors w/ a fvkin lab rat and give them a 15mg/kg does of Parathion! (Just to watch em squirm form the build up of Acetycholine.)
Well, in the lab these retards explained that they gave use the wrong calibration charts and all out #'s would come out wrong (humm...no sh!T).
I just finish rewriting my lab report like 5mins ago...and fukin Word dropped half of my graphs so i had to re-do them! ($&!^)
If they these lab reports hard...i hope they burn in hell. They cant keep their act together...how the fvk do the expect the students to rite a good report w/ flawed data!!!!!!
/rant (maybe)
...oh....well at least i got to vent some of my anger by dosing rats w/ parathion, atropine, and potassium cyanide. (blue rat = funny rat)
If your report had been accurate, it would have dispelled the provided data. Had you submitted it anyhow, disproving the data, you may have proven yourself an astute analyst, albeit junior.
*my instructors are from India...all graduate students*
As far as disproving all data, that was out of the question. I was REQUIRED to make a positive correlation from the data recorded in the 2 labs. (They gave us a calibration table)
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